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Ok, the last one was real, but here's my favourite blonde joke...
3 blonde girls find themselves on this island in the middle of a big lake. One of them finds a magic lamp and when she rubs it, a genie appears and says they can each have one wish each. The first blonde says she wants to be clever so she can get off the island, so the genie clicks his fingers, turns her into a redhead, and she swims off the island. The second blonde says she also wants to be intelligent to get off the island, so the genie clicks his fingers, turns her into a brunette, and she makes a raft out of twigs and sails off the island. The third blonde thinks for a while, then says she wants to be more intelligent than both of the other two, so she can get off the island. The genie clicks his fingers, turns her into a man, and she walks over the bridge.
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