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Originally posted by igottaknow tell her she has inspired you to become a gynecologist

I was thinking somewhere around that!!

Here's my contribution:

'Hey, your cat's gone loose...'

Same thing happened to me a while back. This was also a girl I didn't really know. So I just said "Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, but you're giving people quite a view back here". She just blushed, said thank you and crossed her legs.

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ask if she would like chips with her fish?

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Originally posted by swisstoni lmao shut your legs you dirty bitch

+you smell like a dead fish +shouted across the room

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Get one of those Utilikilts and cut a hole in your boxers.

Aim it her direction.

When the process is repeated, and she walks up to you and her jaw drops, make use of it.




Ok flame now.

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i think ill write her a letter, should go soemthing like this

Dear So And So
Hi, iv never talked to you but iv always admired you from afar, its really hard for me to say this and i find myself embaresed but i feel that i should feel the truth about how i feel about you, ill start at the beging i was minding my own buisness in tok knowing not that the heavens were about to open for me, as i looked around the room in boredom my eye was cought by something, yes that something was that gem that is you, never again will i not be aware of the special conection we made in that class, their i was in the class and i realised that the best way too take controll of this situation would be to take a picture, anyways its a week later and my harmones are down so i decided, how much you willing to pay to prevent me pasting them around the school

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I will be counter intuitive and say:

"send the letter"

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

enjoy the view

fuck the talking.

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i writed a song.

Hehe, well you could have either used that as a reason to start talking and hitting on her or you could have enjoyed the view. This way you kinda just made yourself look like a weirdo. Well, the only thing you can do now is to send her a letter

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1+1=10

send the letter

Letter! Letter! Letter!