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Originally posted by UglyDave would've loved to have shoved an electric toothbrush up my ass and squiggles it around for a bit ultimate relief

wtf

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If it's an itchy bum you have then maybe you got a threadworm infection (Worms)

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What the hell is a pile? Did someone shit their pants?

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Originally posted by DigiNut What the hell is a pile? Did someone shit their pants?

Unfortunately, I know what they are, because I’ve got them from time to time (run in my family). Basically blood vessels inside your arse get irritated, itch, and bleeds. They're very unpleasant and take weeks to heal. You have stick to a high fiber fruits and veggie diet, avoiding any constipating food like red meat, rice, and cheese. It's lots of fun, you have too deal with the condition for the rest of your life.

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Originally posted by DigiNut What the hell is a pile? Did someone shit their pants?

bout time u changed ur avatar back to that one!

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Originally posted by igottaknow Unfortunately, I know what they are, because I’ve got them from time to time (run in my family). Basically blood vessels inside your arse get irritated, itch, and bleeds. They're very unpleasant and take weeks to heal. You have stick to a high fiber fruits and veggie diet, avoiding any constipating food like red meat, rice, and cheese. It's lots of fun, you have too deal with the condition for the rest of your life.

run in the family eh? u discuss piles with ur family?? (..i know.. here i am discussin it on the net..)

i dunno, maybe not piles.. never get any blood or anything..

they're just SOOOOOO itchy from time to time..

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Originally posted by UglyDave run in the family eh? u discuss piles with ur family?? (..i know.. here i am discussin it on the net..) i dunno, maybe not piles.. never get any blood or anything..

when i was a kid i asked my dad why the hell he took so long in the bathroom, when he told me i was like yuck that's never goin to happen to me. anyways statically 33% of the population get them, but ppl dont usually talk about it...except on message boards

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Originally posted by igottaknow ...except on message boards

thank God for message boards

i come on here and post all sorts of shit that pops into my head