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| quote: | Originally posted by whitesmoke
i like this guy
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I think this is one of the guys that helped raise Sooty. Sooty was abandoned as a baby and a family of rabbits took on the resposiblity of raising him. Because he was raised by rabbits, which we all know are the outright champions when it comes to 'gettin it on', he has had plenty of lessons in being quick and to the point when it came to landing some action with the girls. So, by the time Sooty had finished puberty, he was already years ahead of the competition and had already shattered the record of youngest guinea pig to land 1200 pieces of ass......he was only 17 years old (in Guinea pig years).
This most recent ass fest has been years in the making and Sooty now holds the record for the most ass in one night.
I just hope he never forgets where he came from and that it was the care and nuturing of the rabbits that gave him the keys to making a significant mark on the history of pimps and guinea pigs. The life of Sooty is one lesson that should be passed down for many thousands of generations of pimps. He may not be human, but if he can land such an obscene amout of bootilishis guinea ass in one night, then every species of mammal on the planet can learn something from Sooty's experiences as a pimp.
By the way, that guy may look silly with the pancake on his head, but I've heard that it's almost a sure fire way to get some good gettin!!!

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