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smokeape
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Mar-11-2004 03:08
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Shakka
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| quote: | Originally posted by NeoPhono
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Just an update...this woman really is an idiot. Now I think she's trying to use that in her defense. Her estranged coin-collecting husband gave her the bill, so she thought it was real. Give me a break. |
Yeah right. Her white trash husband was walking around for years with a million dollar bill, yet they lived in a shitty, poor neighborhood. This woman needs Johnny Cochran and the Chewbacca defense right now.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
None of this makes sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. [/quote]
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Mar-11-2004 17:50
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