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lücid
electric girl



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY

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Conclusion

In summary, trance music must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It enlightens our daily lives, provides financial security, though trance music brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly trance music.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Sigourney Clooney: 'trance music is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]


hahahaha this is too much fun


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DasBrotBesser
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Apr 2003
Location: DC!!

HAHAHA Hilarious!


An essay on my Cock
Are you sitting comfortably? At first glance my Cock may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Though my Cock is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, there are just not enough blues songs written about my Cock. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning my Cock by the over 50, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of my Cock. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, my Cock cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Recent thought on my Cock has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to my Cock, again and again.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with my Cock. We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

[There was a graph of "National Debt vs. my Cock" here bending upwards... I just started cracking up when I saw that!]


Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Even a child could work out that the national debt sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing night and day.

We cannot talk of my Cock and politics without remembering the words of the uncompromising Elijah T. Time 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of my Cock until he was well into his thirties. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'my Cock wins votes.' Simple as that.

While my Cock may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with my Cock? We can say that my Cock is both a need and a want. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is always fashionably late.

I will leave the last word to the famous StevieSpielberg: 'I demand my Cock, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

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Mikado
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Fort Mcmurray
Be Cool!

VERY VERY GOOD SHIT.
to bad im not in school anymore.

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Lira
Ancient BassAddict



Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil

quote:
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Alcohol, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I really, really like Alcohol.


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Fundamental
Still Alive in '25



Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Scotland

quote:
One final thought from the talented Keanu Garfunkel: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Rolf Harris by my side.'



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SgtFoo
Ableton & ProTools addict



Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vaughan, Canada

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An essay on Trance
Think back to the first time you ever heard of Trance. There are many factors which influenced the development of Trance. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably Trance is often misunderstood by the aristocracy, who just don't like that sort of thing. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Trance to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on Trance, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Trance helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Of paramount importance to any study of Trance within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like Trance.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, Trance fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, as is standard in this case. Transport
Costs

Trance


It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Trance is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Recent studies indicate that transport costs plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to Trance. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by nobel prize winner Maximilian Shandy 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I argue that his insight into Trance provided the inspiration for these great words. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Trance.'

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

In summary, Trance is both a need and a want. It replenishes the self, provides financial security and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Ozzy Travolta: 'You win some, you loose some, but Trance wins most often.' [3]



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