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Originally posted by rainbow_marble Gotta love the stereotype that all texans are redneck hicks

Well, we actually have some intelligent Texans on the boards, MisterOpus & DaveSZ are from Texas (at least I think they are). But yeah, stereotypes always make for good jokes.

Did I ever tell you that I have a pet kangaroo in my back yard?

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Originally posted by arctic Well, we actually have some intelligent Texans on the boards, MisterOpus & DaveSZ are from Texas (at least I think they are). But yeah, stereotypes always make for good jokes.

Opus isn't an ignorant, uneducated, texas redneck. He's a simple country bumpkin from Missouri. Who wears a mean tin hat I might add

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Did I ever tell you that I have a pet kangaroo in my back yard?

Do you really? If I had a kangaroo I would call him Kang from the simpsons

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Originally posted by rainbow_marble cheney's speech was good.. he basically proved the point that any democrat who supports kerry is a moron which is oh so true.

Freedom fries anyone?

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Originally posted by occrider Opus isn't an ignorant, uneducated, texas redneck. He's a simple country bumpkin from Missouri. Who wears a mean tin hat I might add

The two are world apart then eh? And don't insult tin hats. I like my tin hat.

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Do you really? If I had a kangaroo I would call him Kang from the simpsons

Yes, as a matter of fact I do. His name is "Skippy the bush Kangaroo". Anyhow, without further ado, here's a few pictures of him:





By the way, how are you doing with regards to learning to speak Australian? I know it's a hard language to learn, but you've been at it awhile now.

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Originally posted by occrider Opus isn't an ignorant, uneducated, texas redneck. He's a simple country bumpkin from Missouri. Who wears a mean tin hat I might add

Kansas, damnit! Kansas!

And you're just jealous of my tin hat. Admit it!

Besides, at least my brain's protected. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by MisterOpus1 Kansas, damnit! Kansas!

Wait ... so you're in FAKE Kansas City?????? Why ... you're a FRAUD!!! I bet you thump your bible daily too ... ADMIT IT!

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Originally posted by occrider Wait ... so you're in FAKE Kansas City?????? Why ... you're a FRAUD!!! I bet you thump your bible daily too ... ADMIT IT!

Get a map you damn E. Coast snoot!

K.C. Kansas. K.C. Missouri.

Truth be told, I actually live in Lawrence, Kansas. But hey, who's being specific here?

And damnit, you best be leavun us fundies alone! Damn E. Coast hedons always be fixun fur a fight, runnin' y'alls mouths off 'bout us Bible Belt simple folks!

Lord All Mighty!!!

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while we are examining the Bush crowd:

Who is John Ashcroft?

this guy makes my skin crawl. I see a statue and see art, he sees a statue and sees filth. what's going on inside HIS head???

I see the Bill of Rights and see a beautiful statement full of human dignity. He sees the BOR and sees toilet paper.

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Originally posted by MisterOpus1 Get a map you damn E. Coast snoot! K.C. Kansas. K.C. Missouri. Truth be told, I actually live in Lawrence, Kansas. But hey, who's being specific here?

You're right ... Lawrence, KC-KC, KC-M ... what's the difference?

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