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Originally posted by nic01445 lies upon lies upon lies. Whatever you do: DO NOT BE YOURSELF! Being yourself will NOT get you laid.

Well, that depends on your self.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Well, that depends on your self.

dont get all philosophical.

ill have to nihilistically not whoop your ass

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here's how you get a girl:

be what she's looking for
OR
be what the majority of her friends are looking for and hit on her like crazy



and as for philosophy, something exists.

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Originally posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL yeah...she wants me to play hard to get. i guess she wants me to act dis-interested and then when i dont call for a couple days she'll wonder why or whatever and then she'll want to call me. i dont get it. i think shes leading me on. but damn shes hot.

Dude you sound like me about a year ago
Same exact thing. She even told me she was going to dump him and go with me. Never did...

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Last edited by Azz3D on Mar-20-2004 at 09:59

When a girl says "I want you to play hard to get" it means she's had to much of you. It means that you were probably to easy to bait in and/or ARE TOO INTO HER. So back off with all the touchy feely "I want you/I love you/I need you/Call me/I wanna see you" crap, and just sit back and let her do the work. She probably doesn't like the fact that you're pushy and want her so much, and would rather have a guy that's more laid back and less dominant.