if she isnt say "oh" and turn back around and pull ur weiner out and lower ur eyebrow
Mar-23-2004 01:24
DarkFall01
Fernando Alonso
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Zürich
quote:
Originally posted by UglyDave
run over & stick it in her ear
ROFL, that reminds me of my roommate, he was sleeping and dreaming about his gf. He was saying:"yeah, u like it in the ear don't ya? U know u like it hard", no kidding, I wish I had recorded it
Mar-23-2004 01:26
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
anyone have that link where it says HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKIN AT GAY PORN!!!!! because right now would be the perfect time to post it
Mar-23-2004 01:26
{b.s.e.}
savant garde
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source
867-5309....waitaminute...
Seriously though, success.
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Mar-23-2004 01:43
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
so the cock-eyebrow method worked then?
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Mar-23-2004 01:45
Ibiza Dreams
Chroma
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: In yo mouf'
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Ask her where the bathroom is, then say you're really bad at following directions and could she take you there. Then when you're there tell her you have arthritis and could she hold it for you. The important part of all of this is to say this with a completely straight face as if you are absolutely serious, and act shocked and offended if she says no to any of it. If she gets mad then say "Hey I just wanted you to hold my binder for me while I went in, what the hell were you thinking, sicko."
ROFL, excellent!
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Mar-23-2004 04:16
jwear2004
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Stanford, CA
This thread is pure gold!
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quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
his love for them is like a pentium 4 chip...
Mar-23-2004 08:30
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
I've heard some girls like that. Comments, Jennypie?
Yes well I'm not most girls. Seriously though, just go up and talk to her.
Then pull your dick out.
Mar-23-2004 18:05
butterfly
melissa
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA
quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
ROFL, that reminds me of my roommate, he was sleeping and dreaming about his gf. He was saying:"yeah, u like it in the ear don't ya? U know u like it hard", no kidding, I wish I had recorded it
how do you know he was dreaming about his gf?
Mar-23-2004 18:29
DarkFall01
Fernando Alonso
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Zürich
quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
how do you know he was dreaming about his gf?
He was saying her name
Mar-23-2004 18:40
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
He was saying her name
You should've recorded it
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Mar-23-2004 18:47
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
He was saying:"yeah, u like it in the ear don't ya? U know u like it hard"
Is it possible you might have misheard him? Maybe he said "rear" instead of "ear"!
This thread is pure gold! 
