Originally posted by DigiNut
Other factors include sweat-sticking and just generally checking to see if they're still there. Sort of like how you might do it with your purse or your wallet.
IT'S GONE!
You folks should keep yours on a leash.
Mar-23-2004 04:56
SuckUpMySenses
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Jay
did I sin?
sweaty balls sticking to your legs? jesus, am i lucky to not have testicles
hahahaaa Redeye and Digi.. you just made me laugh i must invent some contraption for male balls.. so they dont stick to your legs, fall between seems, so you will always realize they are there and so no fabrics irritate them.. thanks for being so open and helpful everyone I've just always wondered.. say ok.. i will be sitting in class focusing on a math problem when suddenly out of the corner of my eye i see some beastly man with his hands on his crotch just tugging away and THEN he will put his hands inside his pants, as if he's the only one in the room. I CANT FOCUS is it some unwritten rule, that when men shift themselves in public.. everyone is supposed to look away, as if they never noticed ??? It's not fair !! ON TOP OF THAT.. you all can FART and BURP in public and it is accepted it would be sooooo easy if i could just let myself loose once in a while instead of holding the gasses inside, causing a hernia in the next 3 yrs, due to me being "ladylike." haha im venting.. please forgive me
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Mar-23-2004 04:56
Azz3D
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quote:
Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
sweaty balls sticking to your legs? jesus, am i lucky to not have testicles
But guess what, you do get to spend 3 hours in front of a mirror to get ready for a night out and us guys take 3 minutes. You also get to experience the physical pain of childbirth
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And dont even get me started on shaving your legs, cause we guys dont have to!
lolol
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Mar-23-2004 05:01
nrjizer
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I don't see why its such a huge deal. The whole area gets sweat around it stuffed under pants and underwear, and sometimes the sac sticks to the leg or something. The balls are delicate things, after all. I don't see why its so indecent to keep ourselves comfortable - the body is the body. If it itches, scratch it. If it needs adjusting, adjust it.
if ya get sweaty sticky balls use some damn baby powder down there.....
try it once, you'll never turn back.
Mar-23-2004 05:06
SuckUpMySenses
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Originally posted by nrjizer
I don't see why its such a huge deal. The whole area gets sweat around it stuffed under pants and underwear, and sometimes the sac sticks to the leg or something. The balls are delicate things, after all. I don't see why its so indecent to keep ourselves comfortable - the body is the body. If it itches, scratch it. If it needs adjusting, adjust it.
i'd have to agree preach on. but if my lets say..*cooter* itches, i cant itch it in public.. why ? because im a girl and if i did, i would be a nasty a** b****.
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Mar-23-2004 05:07
SuckUpMySenses
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Originally posted by Azz3D
But guess what, you do get to spend 3 hours in front of a mirror to get ready for a night out and us guys take 3 minutes. You also get to experience the physical pain of childbirth
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And dont even get me started on shaving your legs, cause we guys dont have to!
lolol
damn !!! lol.. you want to play ??? LETS PLAY ok give me a moment, i'll have to think and get back to you
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Mar-23-2004 05:09
DigiNut
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quote:
Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
I've just always wondered.. say ok.. i will be sitting in class focusing on a math problem when suddenly out of the corner of my eye i see some beastly man with his hands on his crotch just tugging away and THEN he will put his hands inside his pants, as if he's the only one in the room. I CANT FOCUS
Aaaahahaha, you know you love it.
P.S. You're welcome to scratch in public. If you do it with your hands down your pants then you might even get a prize.
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Mar-23-2004 05:09
Electronicmaji
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because they itch ...really bad ....it annoys me..
Mar-23-2004 05:11
Redeye
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quote:
Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
i'd have to agree preach on. but if my lets say..*cooter* itches, i cant itch it in public.. why ? because im a girl and if i did, i would be a nasty a** b****.
and who do we love???? nasty ass bitches!!!!! if we didnt we wouldnt spend time trying to find the paris hilton porn tape
as for the invention of something to stop the sticking, your too late
Mar-23-2004 05:12
SuckUpMySenses
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Originally posted by Redeye
and who do we love???? nasty ass bitches!!!!! if we didnt we wouldnt spend time trying to find the paris hilton porn tape
as for the invention of something to stop the sticking, your too late
hahahaaa the powder used on the ever so delicate, innocent flesh of a cooing newborn is also used to pry off sweaty, sticky balls from male legs lol
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Mar-23-2004 05:19
Redeye
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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses
hahahaaa the powder used on the ever so delicate, innocent flesh of a cooing newborn is also used to pry off sweaty, sticky balls from male legs lol
actually, we apply it before the "stickage" thus ensuring proper sack swing and ball placement