How can ice-T be both a refreshing summer beverage and a black rapper?

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GIGANTIC CUNT

While we're at it, how do they get the caramel in the caramilk bar?

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} While we're at it, how do they get the caramel in the caramilk bar?

how do they make that teflon stuff stick to the pans if it doesn't stick to anything?

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ooh, that's a mindbreaker right thar.

I bet the CIA and CSIS is responsible for these mysteries. It's the only way they can keep us confused enough to let them run amok on a quest for world domination.

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Originally posted by whiskers how do they make that teflon stuff stick to the pans if it doesn't stick to anything?

wow never thought of that!

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GIGANTIC CUNT

how about this: what color is a chameleon when it looks in the mirror?




what happens if we tie two cats back to back an drop them from the seventh floor?

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Originally posted by whiskers how about this: what color is a chameleon when it looks in the mirror? what happens if we tie two cats back to back an drop them from the seventh floor?

why are lesbians allowed to use dildos?

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

woo i just went outside and lit vaseline + cotton swabs on fire.

apparently the vaseline melts, then burns slowly, creating a long lasting fire.

no pics

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my audioscrobbler

Join the tranceaddicts group!

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i can't believe anyone quoted this yet, but Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you could make napalm?

That movie fucking rocks

YOUR TOO FUCKING FAT B|TCH TITS

AND YOU, YOU JUST TO....FU*KLING BLONDE

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did you guys watch Fight Club with the commentary? They mentioned that they had to change up the formula they said for explosives n stuff. the government was not too crazy about them telling how to make these destructive devises.

damn the protective government.

whiskers...I like your style

Fight Club is teh ownage.

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A somewhat famous, but kind of annoying quote:

Toast always lands butter down, right? and Cats always on their feet? So what happens when you strap toast on a cat butter side up? does it float in mid air? We could create a cat-toast monorail from chicago to new york for cheap.

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America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned and the scum floats to the top.