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Originally posted by spacechica Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. cheers.

Your one of those people that watches horror flicks and yells at the bitch when she falls on the ground just before she gets killed. Lighten up.....its a joke.

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Originally posted by spacechica Dun wanna get into a cyclical argument with you, since this is your thread and all, but it's true, roosters (cocks) can't fly (can they?) and cats can't swim... so in this case the cat is f***ed but the rooster can't fly over the body of water either... maybe you should refine your "fables" and get straighter to the point. cheers.

Man you retarded and should learn a lil something about roosters/chickens... .THen are able to fly short distances.. Im to tired to even think of something to say to you just get the fuck out of my thread..... And make sense when you post something...Fucks sakes... The cat is wet the rooster is happy thats it.... What the fuck are you gonna wanna know next? Did the cat float or sink?

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ok fine... L.O.L.

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Originally posted by fr0st Man you retarded and should learn a lil something about roosters/chickens... .THen are able to fly short distances.. Im to tired to even think of something to say to you just get the fuck out of my thread..... And make sense when you post something...Fucks sakes... The cat is wet the rooster is happy thats it.... What the fuck are you gonna wanna know next? Did the cat float or sink?

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I've heard different versions, but I think this is the original.

A cat goes up to a rooster and says, "I can do anything you can do!" The rooster took the challenge and jumped over a broomstick. The cat jumped over the broomstick and said, "See, I can do anything you can do!" The rooster then went to a tiny brook, jumped/flew across and then asked the cat to do it. The cat ran, jumped, and fell in the water. The rooster had a great laugh as the cat got out of the water.
The moral of this story is:

Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock.

Edit: Actually, this one is closer to the original.

One day there was this worm on one side of a pond and a chicken on the other. The chicken was feeling a little hungry, so he decided to fly across the pond and eat the worm. He did. As he was laying next to the pond, feeling full, a cat appeared on the other side of the pond. The cat noticed the chicken and decided to jump across the pond and eat it since he was feeling a little hungry. Well the cat leaped as hard as he could but only made it halfway across the pond and fell into it.
The moral of the story is: Behind every wet pussy, there is a happy cock!

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Originally posted by Omegasox I've heard different versions, but I think this is the original. A cat goes up to a rooster and says, "I can do anything you can do!" The rooster took the challenge and jumped over a broomstick. The cat jumped over the broomstick and said, "See, I can do anything you can do!" The rooster then went to a tiny brook, jumped/flew across and then asked the cat to do it. The cat ran, jumped, and fell in the water. The rooster had a great laugh as the cat got out of the water. The moral of this story is: Wherever there is a wet pussy, there's a happy cock. Edit: Actually, this one is closer to the original. One day there was this worm on one side of a pond and a chicken on the other. The chicken was feeling a little hungry, so he decided to fly across the pond and eat the worm. He did. As he was laying next to the pond, feeling full, a cat appeared on the other side of the pond. The cat noticed the chicken and decided to jump across the pond and eat it since he was feeling a little hungry. Well the cat leaped as hard as he could but only made it halfway across the pond and fell into it. The moral of the story is: Behind every wet pussy, there is a happy cock!

lol... too much time on ur hands?

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Originally posted by trancinchink lol... too much time on ur hands?

Takes all of 2 minutes to google, copy then paste.

let's figure out how far the cat traveled:
displacement = (initial velocity * change in time) + [1/2 * acceleration * (change in time)^2]

now was the cat short or long-haired? fat or thin? this affects air drag and aerodynamics and helps determine how across the water he makes it



people SHUT UP

love that story..

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that's pretty damn funny. good stuff

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss let's figure out how far the cat traveled: displacement = (initial velocity * change in time) + [1/2 * acceleration * (change in time)^2]

lol geeeeeeeeeeek!.. im jk

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Originally posted by fr0st If i can get a good response from this iill continue to write a masterpiece each week to lighten the mood...

but wtf has it got to do with trance man......

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