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Geen speciale 1 april grap, maar wel een leuke mop:
A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.
They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you." The lion answered, "This little ******? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy!”
Overigens, de best 1 april grap die ik toch heb gezien is die van de politie Twente. Daar vertelden ze dat ze het geld dat ze met de prestatiebekostiging hadden ontvangen omdat ze het beste korps van NL waren Twente speler N'Kufo gingen sponsoren. Dit zouden ze gaan doen mits ze met Fc Twente en supporters een afsrpaak zouden kunnen maken dat het komende jaar de politie een x aantal % minder inzet zou moeten leveren (oftewel: dat de supporters zich rustiger zouden houden). Zijn echt ontzettend veel reacties op gekomen... schitterend  Niemand had door dat het een 1 april grap was.
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Last edited by SnuggLe on Apr-02-2004 at 12:35
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