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Originally posted by Lira Drum'n'bass... fast paced beats with all that "tum-tum-ta-ka-ta-ching" and growling basslines making "woom-woom-woom" and all the girls going "uh-uh-ah-ah" and the DJ's and all "wrip wrip roar" and there'll be more fast paced beats with all that "tum-tum-ta-ka-ta-ching" and more growling basslines making "woom-woom-woom" and more girls going "uh-uh-ah-ah" and more DJ's and all "wrip wrip roar" and there'll be even more fast paced beats with all that "tum-tum-ta-ka-ta-ching" and even more growling basslines making "woom-woom-woom" and even more girls, who will have come from all around the neighbourhood by now, going "uh-uh-ah-ah" and the DJ's and all the DJ's telling you to "step to the rhythm: rewind selectah!" with all that "wrip wrip roar" in the background and it will all be massive and the hottest girl of the party will come to you and say "hello there, do you wanna have some... I'll give you a hint, there's ass in it" and you're so driven by the beats that you say "bass! yes, I do want bass" and by this time you know what the best party music of all time is. Seriously now: the key is not to play just one particular genre.

hahaha you made me laugh out aloud when i read that