adam and eve!? yah right
let's go and play with ourselves now kiddies..



essentially a human stemmed from the homowhateverthefuckness...
we dont come from monkeys, but monkeys in themselves are a branch that went the other way....while us humans went in the direction we're currently (i guess we went right? lol)

i mean if you look at the demonic male, the whole biological innateness that chimps, apes, gorillas, and humans have...it's pretty much identical...
cept for maybe infanticide and all that BS...

but regardless, that whole adam and eve crap is thrown in the shitter


open for discussion mofo's

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the whole adam and eve scenario is one of the many stories in the book of virtues (aka the bible) that were invented to keep us humans in check, according to how other humans thought we should act. adam and eve's example teaches us not to take food from strangers. (especially if they look like snakes)

In my opinion, whatever. I like science. Evolution makes more sense-we branched off like someone said a few posts ago.

Human-the most vulnerable living creature known to exist;a living thing with the abity to think and feel, respond, invent, destroy, and be destroyed, which makes up for its physical nakedness;slave of its own intelligence and ignorance;flawed

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Originally posted by Azz3D lol well yeah I mean I'm happy with my life and everything, but what some people do to each other in the world sickens me

lol, you should see the things animals do to eat other. I once saw this tiger eat another animal, I mean, this animal was not doing anything to the tiger and he just ups and kills him.

and he didn't even kill him quickly, he clawed him, then bit down on his neck. So he bled to death.


these thigns are not even animals...aahhh.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 lol, you should see the things animals do to eat other. I once saw this tiger eat another animal, I mean, this animal was not doing anything to the tiger and he just ups and kills him. and he didn't even kill him quickly, he clawed him, then bit down on his neck. So he bled to death. these thigns are not even animals...aahhh.

Your posts are almost always worth reading!

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Originally posted by trancebrat Your posts are almost always worth reading!

you forgot the sarcastic smile at the end...and you accidentally put almost in there.

A gorilla male will kill all babies from the female if they are not from his genetic pool...

its called infanticide....

to be the alphamale he must have all offspring under his "name".

that way- females will swear to be a part of his pack for protection of their offspring (since he is the strongest), but at the same time if they had a prior offspring from another male....c'est la vie, he dies.


so animals are pretty cruel but it all comes down to the necessity for survival...i.e. survival of your own genetic composition.


humans are hoes tho.

we dont do anything except microwave tv dinners, and post in forums

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In my mind the idea of Adam and Eve is just as plausible as assuming humans evolved from more primative animals which in turn evolved from the most primative amoebas, which happened to arise from chains of proteins, which happened to become through the swirling of cosmic gases.

Which one is more likely? Who knows.

What I know is that exsistance did not create itself.

God did not create himself.

The real question should be why is there exsistance of any kind at all? This leads me to believe God could in all reality exsist. It's a lot less weird than a Universe without God.

And the simplist of all answeres is usually the correct one.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 you forgot the sarcastic smile at the end...and you accidentally put almost in there.

I wasn't being sarcastic and the "almost" was intentional.

the answer has got to be as simple as 1-2-3

BUT

to say....... yeah there was nothing...

then nature, and so on..

and woah! something with a little ding ding coming out of it.
and another thing with a slit

defuk?

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Originally posted by trancebrat I wasn't being sarcastic and the "almost" was intentional.

sweet, bonus for me


although I think this will be one of those posts that made you put almost.

Infectious disease, plague, Virus.

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