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Originally posted by Electronicapo1 Ooo i wasnt calling you a retard... sorry. I was refering to mndeg, and his/her theroy on gays. In fact now that I know your a girl I have a crush on you, will you go out with me?

umm.. uhhh.. hmmm... i ummm have this disease.. where umm.. human contact and stares uhh causes me to break out .... ... in herpes and massive flesh wounds ??? ..


hahaa

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses hey heyyy... come on now .. if your going to post a triggering statement like that.. you at least have to tell the story !! orrr.. maybe there isn't one ?..

Nope.I dont have one i just came to that conclusion since they are pretty good with penis

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twas only kidding, but that was cold.

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses answer me this !!! Gay men having the magical touch is a new theory of mine.. Stereotypical ? yes.. Logical ? No... A friend of mine, (who is gay) knows the EXACT spots.. I hate it when someone is giving you a massage.. and it feels like a baby bird is pecking you on your shoulders.. Yes, dont get me wrong, I am very thankful for any massage that I receive.. but it is just interesting to feel the different techniques everyone uses. Anyways, my friend has hands of pure magic.. as do some other gay friends of mine.. I love it how they work it hard, not soft and fragile. Sometimes, an elbow is used to massage instead of the hand.. he massages the full length of my arms & back and hits every exact spot, sending me into bliss... He even has me breathe in different patterns. On the other hand.. I have friends who give me a massage and it only makes me tense up even more, that is.. if I can even feel it due to my hysterical laughing. Any theories as to why homosexuals give the best massages, dress in style, are always more clean, smell the best, are a blast to shop with, give all the best makeup tips and have the best taste in art and decoration and look pretty while doing it all ??? ahaha.. If I have kids; boys that is... I'm going to raise them to be gay

Maybe because any straight guy doesnt want to touch you?

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Originally posted by Rodrico Maybe because any straight guy doesnt want to touch you?

hahahaaaaha OUCH !!! i feel the kick of that one.. that was great though.. i wasn't expecting it. wow.. hahahaaaa i couldn't possibly think of a come back after that one ... you mean bastard ? you stupid fuck ? you cum guzzling treehugger ? you rimmer ? you stupid ass son of a bitch ? I don't have one

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gay men give the best massages for the same reason they make the best friends (for a girl). you aren't threatened by them because you know they arent hitting on you. you may think its a magical touch, but its just because he doesnt want to get in your pants.

Ok, just for the record, not all gay men give the great massages.

Ive been giving massages to family and friends for several years now.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses hahahaaaaha OUCH !!! i feel the kick of that one.. that was great though.. i wasn't expecting it. wow.. hahahaaaa i couldn't possibly think of a come back after that one ... you mean bastard ? you stupid fuck ? you cum guzzling treehugger ? you rimmer ? you stupid ass son of a bitch ? I don't have one

Generic flame ingredients

Speculation on their childhood, how their parents treated them, how their peers treated them, and how that turned them into a (choose your kind of messed up person ((gay, diabetic, fat, ugly, pussy, retard, forever alone loser, no friends, etc..))) and then tell them what the rest of their life is going to be like and how theyll die and who will care (usually no one, but your shit-all-over-the house-cat or parrot that you taught how to say dirty things while you masturbate are exceptable as well). Feel free to diverge onto problems in society today, and how people like them cause them, and ways to exterminate the problem (usually exterminatin them, but removing parts of their bodies can be substituted). Then after your lengthy meandering come back with a hard line about what a loser they are and then continue explaining and digressing until you get tired.

The more you know about them helps, because facts like they wear puma, while having no actual impact on anything, will add a touch of veracity to your words that makes it sting.

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses hahahaaaaha OUCH !!! i feel the kick of that one.. that was great though.. i wasn't expecting it. wow.. hahahaaaa i couldn't possibly think of a come back after that one ... you mean bastard ? you stupid fuck ? you cum guzzling treehugger ? you rimmer ? you stupid ass son of a bitch ? I don't have one

I'm just kiddin honey, your probably a beautiful woman, but you just left yourself open, and I took the chance to make a quick jab. If anything, I plan on taking a massaging course for fun, I figure its an interesting trait to learn and be a master of. *dreams of giving a full body oil massage to any supermodel*

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Originally posted by Vlad Ok, just for the record, not all gay men give the great massages. Ive been giving massages to family and friends for several years now.

Are you saying your gay and give horrible massages? Thats not a good way to introduce yourself to people.

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Originally posted by Orbax Generic flame ingredients Speculation on their childhood, how their parents treated them, how their peers treated them, and how that turned them into a (choose your kind of messed up person ((gay, diabetic, fat, ugly, pussy, retard, forever alone loser, no friends, etc..))) and then tell them what the rest of their life is going to be like and how theyll die and who will care (usually no one, but your shit-all-over-the house-cat or parrot that you taught how to say dirty things while you masturbate are exceptable as well). Feel free to diverge onto problems in society today, and how people like them cause them, and ways to exterminate the problem (usually exterminatin them, but removing parts of their bodies can be substituted). Then after your lengthy meandering come back with a hard line about what a loser they are and then continue explaining and digressing until you get tired. The more you know about them helps, because facts like they wear puma, while having no actual impact on anything, will add a touch of veracity to your words that makes it sting.

if you just happen to lose that argument just using the generic cope out statement about arguing online

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