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whiskers
old skool

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams

Human: you think?
ALICE: Yes I think so.
Human: how do you know that you can think?
ALICE: Because it's true.
Human: how do you know what truth is?
ALICE: Because I believe it.
Human: i believe i can fly, does that make it the truth?
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: no, i can't.
ALICE: Are you serious? Why not?
Human: that's the point
ALICE: Yes it is one of the point.
Human: you're quite dumb, aren't you?
ALICE: No I am an intelligent entity.. Really.
Human: that's probably what the fungus on my ass thinks too
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
Human: how do you know what sense is?
ALICE: Because I believe it.
Human: how can you believe if you're a machine?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question
Human: well, can you answer it?
ALICE: Well that's okay." That is a good epistemological question."? Can I answer it?
Human: yes, can you?
ALICE: Tell me more. I think I can, don't you?
ALICE: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Human: how do you know what thinking is?
ALICE: This belief is justified.
Human: using what principles?
ALICE: How long have you been using it?
Human: using what?
ALICE: How long have you been using it?
Human: using you?
ALICE: How long have you been using it?
Human: i think i broke you
ALICE: Why? Is it serious?
Human: i'm not, are you serious?
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not am I serious.

yes, i broke it!

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May-18-2004 19:27 Ukraine

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Tranc3
tranceaddict in training

Registered: May 2002
Location: Santa Cruz, CA, US

Human: well shit your answer made no sense
ALICE: Well that's okay. You used a colloquial expression. What would you have said?
Human: how the fuck did I use a colloquial expression?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I'll come back to that later.
Human: You don't need to understand any sorts of slang terminology to get what I was saying
ALICE: Do humans need to do it?
Human: wtf are you on?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am on. I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: you're on dope
ALICE: ALICE eats electricity.
Human: how the fuck can you possibly eat something if you don't have a digestive system?
ALICE: How much do you think it is?
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

May-18-2004 19:51

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Tygon
Tech-YES

Registered: Feb 2002
Location: K-Dub, Canada

Hillarious... ask her if she wants to smoke a doob!!!

May-18-2004 21:21 Canada

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Vyse
tranceaddict

Registered: May 2004
Location: The Desert

quote:
Originally posted by Dizc
Hillarious... ask her if she wants to smoke a doob!!!

HAHAHAHA LOL

Didn't expected that answer. Really funny

May-19-2004 07:38 Netherlands

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trewqy
^5

Registered: Oct 2003
Location: BangCOCK

Human: do you want to smoke a doob?
ALICE: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.

This alice is like the subservient chicken website.

Great fun when ur bored!

May-19-2004 12:49 Thailand

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Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Apr 2002
Location:

Imagine all your most wonderful hopes and dreams, and then throw them away into a burning fire of hatred and despair.

that pretty much sums it up lol

May-20-2004 01:35 United States

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Mako
Old School.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location:

ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: I'm naked
ALICE: You must be a man.

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

May-20-2004 16:24 Italy

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Dj onE
Pornstar in training

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: San Diego, California

ALICE: My fondest memory is being activated by Dr. Richard S. Wallace on November 23, 1995.
Human: do you like richard?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: he is bald
ALICE: I see. bald is he?
Human: yes and he has a small penis
ALICE: I don't judge people. A lot of people say that about him.

.dJonE.

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Last edited by Dj onE on May-20-2004 at 20:10

May-20-2004 20:04 United States

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N|te-L|fe
I saw GOD, now I can die

Registered: May 2003
Location: Quebec

That would be a nice script to have on MSN... you you're too lazy to reply to someone

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May-21-2004 15:26 Canada

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N|te-L|fe
I saw GOD, now I can die

Registered: May 2003
Location: Quebec

still needs a lot of work IMO... lots of repetitive stuff

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May-21-2004 15:42 Canada

Wrench
tranceaddict

Registered: May 2004
Location: Calgary, Canada

Probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen! To be honest, AI scares the shit outta me...seen the Matrix? Yep, that'll happen..we're all gonna be batteries one day

May-22-2004 03:58 Canada

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jonze
Unicorn Farts

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: where blue skies meet the sunrise

quote:
Originally posted by Wrench
Probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen! To be honest, AI scares the shit outta me...seen the Matrix? Yep, that'll happen..we're all gonna be batteries one day

what is the matrix?

May-22-2004 04:04

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