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davinox
diving deep into sound

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I wanted to invent an item that allowed you easier breathing while going down on a girl, but someone beat me to it.

www.pussysnorkel.com

Oh jesus, i dont know why, but when i clicked that, i laughed harder than I have in probably a month.

By the way, most amateur inventors are blue collar dreamers who believe applying for game shows or buying lottery tickets is a good way to make money. Many crock companies take advantage of these suckers, sell them "inventors kits" and will slowly go through the steps to suck away their money. One day they'll be disillusioned enough to stop peddling their terrible invention-ideas.

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May-26-2004 18:50 Tunisia

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Tranc3
tranceaddict in training

Registered: May 2002
Location: Santa Cruz, CA, US

quote:
Originally posted by Prodigy Child
Yea I know, its not the easiest thing in the world, if it does what I hope it will do perfectly, it still has one big problem, and thats that it uses a bearing to sit on, and bearings do eventually wear out, but it will be fun to try it, and IF it works heelllooooo millions.

If it uses anything that moves, it's gonna encounter friction, thus making perpetual motion impossible.

May-26-2004 19:29

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Spad
wise sage of the forest

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK

I've invented a new internet that uses teleportation to transport packets of data around the world instantaniously thus making your bandwidth limited only by the speed of your computer.

As soon as somebody invents proper teleportation I'll start looking into it a bit further.

May-26-2004 19:45 United Kingdom

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ricky
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Texas / TXTA180

yes... jump to conclusions mat.

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May-27-2004 02:29

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Audigy7
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Eugene, Oregon

Tom: The guy made a million dollars! Y’know, I had an idea like that once.

Peter: Really? What was it, Tom?

Tom: Well, all right. It was a Jump to Conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

Michael: That is the worse idea I’ve ever heard in my life, Tom.

Samir: Yes, it is horrible.

*EDIT* Damn, beat me to it djdust */EDIT*

May-27-2004 03:47 United States

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PhloTron
EJECT EJECT EJECT !!!

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Isle of Spam

The last thing I invented was the internet...

...after that...why bother inventing anything else.

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May-27-2004 03:56 United States

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blazed it
Chavtastic!

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Beijing

collapsible, portable metal smoking device.

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May-27-2004 04:13 China

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Tranc3
tranceaddict in training

Registered: May 2002
Location: Santa Cruz, CA, US

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
I've invented a new internet that uses teleportation to transport packets of data around the world instantaniously thus making your bandwidth limited only by the speed of your computer.

As soon as somebody invents proper teleportation I'll start looking into it a bit further.

Teleporting small bits of matter is easy. Teleporting data...now there's a challenge.

May-27-2004 05:04

DannyO
The Vinyl Hunter

Registered: May 2003
Location: Calgary.

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
If it uses anything that moves, it's gonna encounter friction, thus making perpetual motion impossible.

Yes I know, but I have been thinking about this today and have maybe come up with an alternative that would be cheaper and more effective, the bearing was gonna be the only moving part, but looks like I found a way to eliminate that.