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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} Could you imagine the look on his face? It would be mint.

*imagines the look off utter disbelief and gut-wrenching pain*

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Originally posted by placebo Fuckin tree hugger.

Haha, right on!

My pick is Christopher Reeve.

I'd back up too....like 30-40 feet and get a running start then with all my might, wind up and deliver the swiftest kick of a lifetime. I think that'd be just what the doctor ordered to get rid of his pompous fuckin' arrogant "feel sorry for me, I'm crippled" attitude.


















If any of you took this post seriously in the even the slightest way, please, for the sake of your own sanity, pound about three gallons of Jack Daniels and go grab a hooker. You need to lighten up. No one's that twisted....except maybe Orbax.

Damn cold fries

I laughed hehehe. Then I thought , "Oh wait, he couldnt feel it" and I was kind of sad.














Three things that make me randomly hate stuff that Ive had no contact with: Southpark, Maddox, and Alcohol.

My vote:

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Originally posted by Orbax I laughed hehehe. Then I thought , "Oh wait, he couldnt feel it" and I was kind of sad.

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Originally posted by Ben_Diesel My pick is Christopher Reeve. I'd back up too....like 30-40 feet and get a running start then with all my might, wind up and deliver the swiftest kick of a lifetime. I think that'd be just what the doctor ordered to get rid of his pompous fuckin' arrogant "feel sorry for me, I'm crippled" attitude. If any of you took this post seriously in the even the slightest way, please, for the sake of your own sanity, pound about three gallons of Jack Daniels and go grab a hooker. You need to lighten up. No one's that twisted....except maybe Orbax.

I was about to say...
















I don't drink and I don't think straight men prostitute themselves around here.






I need to go find Orbax.

Is he hookin'? Go Orbax!

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Originally posted by Ben_Diesel Is he hookin'? Go Orbax!

Sure...why not. Orbax can be my bitch for the day.

Sweet!

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Originally posted by Ben_Diesel Sweet!

And you can be my bitch tomorrow!