yo momma so ugly her pillow cries when she's about to go to bed

yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma

yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu: Thick n' Chunky

yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters popped out

yo momma so fat when she puts on a black & white dress people shout "Free Willy!"

yo momma so fat when she puts on a red dress people shout "Kool Aid!"

yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a phone company

yo momma so stupid she ran into a parked car

yo momma so stupid she thought a "6 pack" was a rapper

You're mother is so fat, when I put a plastic bag over her head, she grew trees out of her back.


your friend,
serge.

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Yo momma so stupid, when she went to the movies and saw, "under 17 not permitted," she went back home and got 16 of her friends.

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