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Originally posted by Orbax who....me?

no, the guy behind you

It's a parody, I remember this site from a few years back. A look at the source code reveals this:

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  meta name="KeyWords" content="religion, satire, parody, christianity, church, baptist, news, religious jokes>

haha my friend was trying to convince me for 10 minutes that it was actually real.

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looool
sounds like a great site
never heard of it but now i'll surely give it a look

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Yes but it will scare some Christians into not doing it, I'm almost certain of that. Nothing like having the fear of God put into you

you're an idiot for thinking that it was real.

oh yeah, and realultimatepower.net was made by an 8 year old boy...

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Creation research on oral sex was started about a year ago when Pastor Horace Wilkins of Freehold, Iowa, through means his son is now reconciled with, once acquired some of his boy's own semen in the middle of the night, and used a tongue-depressor and a large eye-dropper to splash torrents of the gooey liquid down a bullfrog's gullet. The frog died instantly. As a follow up experiment, Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards tried the same thing on a cat, using a sample of coagulated secretions he found inside of his mother's vagina. The pussy died within fifteen minutes. Our researchers have come a long way since those first two experiments, but these results alone should be enough to raise the hair on the back of your neck and make you think twice about committing oral sex. Oral sex is like playing Russian roulette, but instead of holding a steel gun to your head, you are placing a gun made of skin into your mouth.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503/atheists.html

LMAO

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For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth.

pics or stfu!!

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