just get some extra hot shillis, boil the seeds in water to extract the hotness... or even better boil them in tobasco sauce and put the resulting mixture in a spray bottle. If the cops ask you why you are carrying it around, say it is a condiment you put on all your food.

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Any sort of spray is illegal in SA - its classified as an offensive weapon, and your in deep shit if you get caught (although cops might let chicks off with a warning)
Most states have very similar offensive weapons lists.

I'd recommend a swift kick to the goolies. As a guy who played a lot of sport and got a couple of knocks there, it will lay you out pretty quick. Makes your face look kinda like

I do have a (female) friend tho that carries a stanley knife with her, kinda hard to explain away if you need to tho

The trouble with most personal defence weapons like this is that unless you really know how to use them, an attacker can easily use them back against you...

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Yep... sorry to say it but defence sprays are illegal here... and you'll get arrested to carrying one around in public.. similar sort of deal as knives.

You could try and order them in from overseas but I'm pretty sure they would be seized by customs. But I'm sure you can still get it from certain... non-offical channels (don't ask me.. I'd never get involved in such shadey dealings )

Or you could do a home made alternative which is less illegal but probably not as effective. there are many internet sites with recepies for a home brew pepper spray.

quote:

Originally posted by webmeister Sorta reminds me of my favourite pickup line: "hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"hey baby, does this taste like Rohypnol to you?"

You're quite the charmer there mate

Or as the ladies like to call you .. "HEY YOU OVER THERE IN THE BUSHES"

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Why not just learn Kung Fu?

watch "Drunken Master 2", you can learn so many moves off that one movie.. best while drunk too

if shes so scared tell that girl to hit up the gym, she doesnt need pepper spray