I have a lot of friends who are petite, and have mentioned this @ length...

Imagine spending your night @ armpit lvl with the un-hygenic masses...

Thank god for my excessive collectoin of cologne, and the greatness that is Daniel, the System Men's room attendant. Tip him well, and take advantage of his collecton guys.

it was so nice to come home and i didn't stink of smoke!

but all i could smell was peoples fragrances!