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| quote: | Originally posted by Luke Terry
on the rare occasions i take the bus by myself, if i think somebody is going to sit next to me who i cant be arsed to deal with i will make sniff actions with my nose or move my head about in random rapid motions so they walk on by. easy life all the way, means you can sit in a relaxed pose, not having some old pissy bugger sitting next to u taking the whole 2 seats up so much that u nigh on have to cross your legs and possibly temporarily crushing one's testicles or catching flu or just having to deal with that smell or last weeks dinner/cat piss on their coat touch your frequently washed t-shirt.
offensive, yes, but not as much as they can be to you that wasn't entirely serious, but life is easier on the bus by yourself lol
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