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Originally posted by Luke Terry on the rare occasions i take the bus by myself,

yeah and pigs fly too mr terry

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I rember waiting at a bus stop at around 4pm in Aberdeen. There were two other men waiting one was standing quite far from the other (strange...). The the one who was being avoided went to get on the bus, for some reson he kept his legs kinda staright as he walked (amusing but again strange....). At first I though he was a spaz as he a) walked funny and b) just looked a bit monged.

But no this is Aberdeen after all, it was 4pm in the afternoon a lovely day and this guy was off his face and had pissed himself in his blue jeans. He had no issues with waiting for a bus for atleast 10 mins with piss all down his inside leg....... lovely


....now thats the kinda guy you don't want to sit next to!!!!

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Originally posted by Luke Terry on the rare occasions i take the bus by myself, if i think somebody is going to sit next to me who i cant be arsed to deal with i will make sniff actions with my nose or move my head about in random rapid motions so they walk on by. easy life all the way, means you can sit in a relaxed pose, not having some old pissy bugger sitting next to u taking the whole 2 seats up so much that u nigh on have to cross your legs and possibly temporarily crushing one's testicles or catching flu or just having to deal with that smell or last weeks dinner/cat piss on their coat touch your frequently washed t-shirt. offensive, yes, but not as much as they can be to you that wasn't entirely serious, but life is easier on the bus by yourself lol

amazing

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Originally posted by MaRt ...For all they know, you could be a knife-wielding maniac, bubbling with rage and on the verge of a bloody killing spree...

What a trusting people we are...

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