Only female mosquitos bite. no really it's true women suck

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Originally posted by Electronicmaji bah I live in the amazon jungle i have to worry about yellow fever which I have a shot for but it is not 100% effective and malaria which has no vacination and no cure or treatment...so dont go wissy wining on me i havent begun on dengue and rampant sickness that can easily be trasmitted throught other peoples blood and the fact that there are no good hospitals here and i could easily die from what in your country would be a basic procedure or medical complication...

Guarantee you the mosquito problem is worse here; they have to spray in the park across the street for encephalitis mosquitoes cuz if you get bitten by one, you get like brain damage and shit

I've only been bitten a couple times in my life, for some reason they simply ignore me. I've always suspected it is because of my extremely low body temperature which is usually around 95.5 as opposed to a normal person at 98.6

I swear the buggers get bigger every year. My skin is so feeble that when I get bitten it takes at least a fortnight for it to disappear completely.

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Originally posted by DR86 Dont even begin to complain about mosquitoes. I live in New Jersey, where the mosquitoes are so huge that you can clearly spot them buzzing around. we call them atomic mosquitoes because it is believed that they feed off the atomic waste that is dumped in New Jersey (we're famous for being one huge landfill, especially for nuclear waste). But seriously, ask anyone from NJ, they'll tell you that we have mutated mosquitoes because they're reidiculously vicious here.

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!

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I hate mosquitoes so much. Especially right now. Such assholes.

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Originally posted by Renzo I hate mosquitoes so much. Especially right now. Such assholes.

I understand your rage, after spending the majority of my years in Florida as well. LOL @ people from NJ or Minnesota bitching about mosquito size (and volume). One of the worst moments of my life was when I was 16 and my dad took me hunting in Thonotosassa Springs (near Zephyrhills) in a swampy location. Even with the damn mosquito protective net covering my head, I must have had a cloud of a billion of them around me, buzzing in my ear and pushing me to the brink of insanity.


ps- the guy who lives in the Amazon definitely has my sympathy!

dude i had an epic battle one in my friends living room the other night...effer even fooled us, when we turned the light on to kill his ass he hid somewhere and this poor little tiny house fly got smashed on the wall b/c we thought it was the mosquito...we were wrong, cuz light goes out and here he comes biting through my tshirt, on my arm twice, my legs a couple of times til we finally saw him on the edge of my sock and smashed the heck out of him. hate that bug.

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Yeah, fuck mosquitoes. Fuck them.

We don't normally get them here (badly) until November, but with the rain the last couple of weeks, they're all out in full military bravado.

The worst is when you're drunk, and don't feel them biting. Next day, you see that they've run a fucking train right up the big vein on your foot... like 8 or 9 bites, all nicely in a row. And if you scratch that shit, it ends up as this horrible fucking welt

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Yeah, fuck mosquitoes. Fuck them. We don't normally get them here (badly) until November, but with the rain the last couple of weeks, they're all out in full military bravado. The worst is when you're drunk, and don't feel them biting. Next day, you see that they've run a fucking train right up the big vein on your foot... like 8 or 9 bites, all nicely in a row. And if you scratch that shit, it ends up as this horrible fucking welt

I HAAAATE when they bite my feet. Its like WTF, why do they always go for the freakin foot, right on the spot a shoe or flip flop has to rub on for the next four days til that shit heals and goes away... I wish we could just murder all of them on the whole planet, they serve no purpose. NO PURPOSE MEANS GO DIE!

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