On one epic night my total was the following:

-13 Heineken
-12 ~double gin & tonic (bartenders at my clubnight were free pouring, the average per drink may have been closer to 2.5)
-16 shots of jagermeister.

And to top that off, in the parking lot afterwards my buddy dared me to chug a 26oz. of vodka. I downed about 1/3 of it before my body refused to let me have more.

Grand total was probably around 50oz of liquor + the 13 beers. I have a really bad, deep scar on my elbow from that night to prove it too; after my friend drove me home I stepped out of the car, tried to walk around the back of the car and fell winding the corner to bail hard on the road. My last memory of the night was my friend saying "shit, that looks like it hurt." I was so badly hungover the next day that I didn't notice my elbow until I had to shower before work that night, at which point my elbow looked like a big gaping hole. I did nothing about it for the next few days, until the following wednesday I woke up and could barely move my arm in certain directions without it resulting in intense fucking pain. I went to the hospital and found out that it was infected, hahaha. The doctors had a few good laughs at my expense that morning when I told them how exactly I'd battered myself that badly.

My beer drinking record is about 35 bottles one night during NHL playoffs last year, from about 6pm - 3am.

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Originally posted by Dervish It's like doing about 40 shots (units). EDIT: 1 shot = 1 unit 1 pint beer = 2 units 1 shot absinth = 3-4 units

Now we're talking. 40 shots of 30 proof?


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hmm....but over what period of time, I have afew that I'm proud of from just recently, one was drinking a bottle of Inferno Vodka and 9 beers in 40 minutes, I was able to keep myself standing all night, the other was 7 beers and 2 bottles of Inferno Vodka over like 2 hours, those were from the Flames games on the Red Mile in Calgary.

I've had over $200CDN of beer and liquor put into me at this one chicks party, I spent about 140 of it and the other 60 was from friends, cos I was still kinda new to Canada, and they thought they could knock me out with these crazy shots of different shit, I showed them though, I was still standing by the end of the night, but little did they know, I went into the washroom that night and puked all over this guys shoes who was standing at the troff.

Another was at a friends birthday party, I was there by 3 and they had TONS of beer, and loads of Mini Kegs, so I went at it BIGTIME, for about 6 hours I was drinking constantly, I remember going through about 5 of the minikegs plus quite afew other bottles of stuff, then having compatitions with friends on who can chug the fastest, it went on like this for awhile, till I remember being dropped off at home, and I went up stairs to goto sleep, this was still early, like around 11pm or so, anyway, I rolled over and hit something with my stomack, this wasn't to good, and started off something EVIL, so I got up and went to go to the washroom, on my way as I passed the balcony I forgot what I was doing, then turned and PROJECTILE VOMITED right down the stairs, hitting every step then hitting the very bottem then bouncing off and hitting the front door, my mum heard me and came out to see what was going on, well she wasn't a happy bunny, she started shouting and I just smiled at her when suddenly, yes you guessed it, ANOTHER PROJECTILE VOMIT ROCKET came right out of me and just cleared my mums head by about 8 inchs, that one put the icing on the cake as it COVERED EVERYING POSSIBLE AND NOT POSSIBLE, well I ended up having to clean it all up there and then, but alcohol being my friend helped me out by not letting me remember cleaning it, gotta love that.

As Homer so wisely once said "Beer, the cause and solution to all of lifes problems"

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Originally posted by smokeape Now we're talking. 40 shots of 30 proof? [[[smoke]]]

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Alcohol (ABV): 37.5% (75 proof)

Also I may have been a bit conservative with the Beer and Absinth. In terms of conversion to shots and also ammount.

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We need to measure drinks at the absoute level, meaning 75 proof equals 37.5% by volume, so a shot equals about a third of the absolute level of a shot of grain alcohol.
Beers can be 3.5% or higher by volume, but numbers are impressive.


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i dunno but i just went to the beach, we drank 4 bottles of wine, 2 of champagne, 2 of vodka, 2 of rum, 8 beers, 1 of tequila and smoked 7 packs of cigis between 4 guys

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Originally posted by nchs09 i dunno but i just went to the beach, we drank 4 bottles of wine, 2 of champagne, 2 of vodka, 2 of rum, 8 beers, 1 of tequila and smoked 7 packs of cigis between 4 guys

Cigs are bad for you, just stick to the alcohol.


Dude, after drinking all THAT, you shouldn't have a liver left.

>>UNIT CALC<<

Use that mine comes out around 40+ units like I said probebly more. Over at most 7hrs.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Cigs are bad for you, just stick to the alcohol. Dude, after drinking all THAT, you shouldn't have a liver left.

hehe it was maybe from like 6 at night untill 5 in the morning at the beach, i twas great and we kept a nice DRUNKEN stage for about 10 hours.... but i think i wont drink for a week now heheh

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Originally posted by nchs09 hehe it was maybe from like 6 at night untill 5 in the morning at the beach, i twas great and we kept a nice DRUNKEN stage for about 10 hours.... but i think i wont drink for a week now heheh

I hope you didn't get sick off that. I'm sure I would have.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel I hope you didn't get sick off that. I'm sure I would have.

the usual puke while ur sleeping and like 3 times while still standing hheheh it sucked but i was welcoming friend i hadnt seen in a year. and plus we were at the beach house with no parents.. hehe