I thought it was ok. But a better long joke is this one.....


Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink, I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was still acting a bit funny, so I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no but I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this is really worrying me. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say 'its all over between us'. Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed, then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise he responded to my advances and we made love. But he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he is seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.






















His side of the story:

*England lost. Got a shag though.

*edit hehe

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Last edited by Dervish on Jun-17-2004 at 04:43

Dervish: now THATS a fuckin joke.

Except change Scotland for England.

i think we should all give kamakazebadger a break...everybodys been a noob at one point...ive just never seen someone try so hard. thing is its hard for people to act better or be funnier when everyone is bitchin them out or dissing them. give one more chance i say..whos with me...go ahead and flame, but im gunna stand by what i say. and belive me, i realize he has mad some STUUUUUPID threads. but everyone deserves another chance.


kamakaze, the joke wasnt THAT funny. dont try so hard!

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Originally posted by twisted420 i think we should all give kamakazebadger a break...everybodys been a noob at one point...ive just never seen someone try so hard. thing is its hard for people to act better or be funnier when everyone is bitchin them out or dissing them. give one more chance i say..whos with me...go ahead and flame, but im gunna stand by what i say. and belive me, i realize he has mad some STUUUUUPID threads. but everyone deserves another chance. kamakaze, the joke wasnt THAT funny. dont try so hard!

I'm with ya, I've done some stupid ass things, just most of them weren't on the internet, but yea, we were all n00bs at one point, there was one time that I thought DJ Jean - The Launch was a good track, same with Perfect Phase - Horny Horns.....wait Horny Horns ROCKS, ITS PARTY TIME TIME TIME TIME......REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Originally posted by Prodigy Child I'm with ya, I've done some stupid ass things, just most of them weren't on the internet, but yea, we were all n00bs at one point, there was one time that I thought DJ Jean - The Launch was a good track, same with Perfect Phase - Horny Horns.....wait Horny Horns ROCKS, ITS PARTY TIME TIME TIME TIME......REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YEAH i got one guy with me...ITS PARTY TIME!!!

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the necklace one was good me thinks

Euhmm....sorry dude. Go make friends in real life.

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Originally posted by Tranc3 Euhmm....sorry dude. Go make friends in real life.

Umm I don't think hes tryin to make friends (I hope), wouldn't be to great if most your friends were a bunch of pics with some text.

Meh, screw you all, I want an airplane.

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Originally posted by Nou I WANT TO GOTO BED!!!!

i wish you dreams about (straight) Anal sex!

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Originally posted by Prodigy Child Umm I don't think hes tryin to make friends (I hope), wouldn't be to great if most your friends were a bunch of pics with some text.

Well that's the impression that I'm getting when I put together his past threads and this current thread title.