LOL some of these are HILARIOUS!


and your right, some girls are annoying

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Originally posted by Miss Julia 8. We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!

Only one that actually matters.

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Originally posted by loconet ....

hahahahahahh

this was a lot funnier than yours Julia, sorry!

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Originally posted by Miss Julia (That doesn't mean we're insecure about ourselves)

uh huh! suuuure

hahhahahah come on peeps, give me a break. I copied & pasted this from another message board!

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Originally posted by loconet pffffffffttttttttttttt!!!!!!! DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous................. Slept with everyone Athletic...................................... No tits Average looking.................... Ugly Beautiful........................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure...................... On medication Feminist.......................................... Fat Free spirit.................................... Junkie Friendship first.......................... Former slut Fun.......................................... Annoying New-Age.............. Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned............................. No BJs Open-minded................................. Desperate Outgoing........................ Loud and Embarrassing Passionate............................... Sloppy drunk Professional.................................... Bitch Voluptuous................................... Very Fat Large frame................................. Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

this stuff is true! LOL

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Originally posted by Miss Julia Ever Wonder Why Some of You Men are Single?

Actually.. I often wonder how exactly that it is that I'm NOT single...

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Wow, Good thing I already knew all that stuff

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i totally agree with this one!

it drives me CRAZY!

You know what's worse... There's a plastic bottle sitting on my computer desk with a multitude of holes burnt into it... My brother is such a pothead! Dammnit, kids these days!


Honestly I think all the men/women problems could be solved with ummmm... I think it is all just totally random at this point lol. When you think about it, all those hormones, chance meetings, random occurences that cause two people to be attracted to one another. I think whether you get along or not is totally random. Or luck.

But funny thing about luck... the harder I try, the luckier I get!

Cheers!

sounds like high maintenance

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3 things guys wished girls understood

1 learn to cook
2. play with our balls from time to time
3. dont talk to much