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Originally posted by BxNemo for... a record i posted that inspite of the fact that i know how pissed john gets when someone doesn't do things his way, like a pregnant woman he complains and moans about it. For further notice allways do what he says or else he'll rip you a new one with his bitching.

way to earn my respect you little ****..... At least show some respect for what i ask you fucking tool.... Thanks lee for keeping the thread straight...

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Originally posted by djozzman1 what is this...you people need to stop hanging around these boards...you guys just took an original idea/movie and screwed it all up...congrats NYTA on making urself the biggest n00bs

As for your post you make no sense what soo ever. If I intended this to be a club about quoting the movie "Fight Club" I prolly would have stated it to begin with.. Let me check and see if I did...........................................................
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.......................................Nope no direct reference to fight club... I intended this thread to bring some much needed humour to this forum. But as I see you lack the ability to comprehend something as simple as that, and for that I am sorry for you. It's not your fault you were born with a inferior brain, god just made you that way....


Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

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Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.

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Originally posted by djozzman1 BXNemo for someone who acts like he knows me, and swears my name is john...good job u made a total ass of urself pat yourself on the back..and do it once for ur mom to the two idiots that were standing behind me when i was at virgin....the skinny kid with his fat friend talking about how many things will sasha sign, and whether or not he will sign their asses...you two are the joke.

lol now this is pretty funny because frost is john and i was talking about him lol, not you lad. I stated that because none of you know him like i do, John is a basket case that thinks everything he says or does is right and if you dare go against him in any form he will blow up on you like you tried to take his manhood. Now don't get me wrong john can be a good guy but it's a 40/60 thing he's mostly bitching and moaning about something.

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Espen & Elusive - Poetic Penetration (Furry Nipples Remix) 5 fuckin stars!
Second Sun - Playground
Interstate - I Found You

lol this is just to good...and yes i was referring to "Fight Club" and im just ruining the thread because i feel like being an asshole...as far as bringing some much needed humor to this forum, plain and simple look at yourselves now thats funny. and further, those with the inferior brains seem to be the NYTA's i hear more dumb shit coming out of ur mouth in the past what 6 months then coming out of a shrinks mouth....i direct these to the AVB, Tiesto, and PVD whores

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Originally posted by BxNemo lol now this is pretty funny because frost is john and i was talking about him lol, not you lad.

woops

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fr0st & sandstorm you little assholes.


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Originally posted by djozzman1 woops

Yeah dood lol, i don't act like i know anyone if i don't know em. Fuck i know a couple of TA's and i don't act like i know them. fr0st's name is John and i've met him plenty times and talk to him online almost every day.

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Top Tunes ATM :
Espen & Elusive - Poetic Penetration (Furry Nipples Remix) 5 fuckin stars!
Second Sun - Playground
Interstate - I Found You

shit happens...just this forum pisses me off more and more and i cant help but come across more and more of these threads...you want to make a forum funny...flame the idiots on it...BXNemo finally some intelligence =)

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Originally posted by djozzman1 lol this is just to good...and yes i was referring to "Fight Club" and im just ruining the thread because i feel like being an asshole...as far as bringing some much needed humor to this forum, plain and simple look at yourselves now thats funny. and further, those with the inferior brains seem to be the NYTA's i hear more dumb shit coming out of ur mouth in the past what 6 months then coming out of a shrinks mouth....i direct these to the AVB, Tiesto, and PVD whores

Sooo let people like what they like it hurts noone....Who the fuck are you to say one thing is better than something else... I may harrass the PVD fan base on ossasions but i have no problem with them for the most part I dont base my opinion on someone by the type of music they listen to... And what it fucks sake does my humour thread have to do with any of this.. You are the twat who brought it up. And look at yourself now thats funny... picking on people for the music they like or for them getting excited when i idol of theirs comes to town... You are a sad little person. Whom I hope some day accomplishes something. But with your current atitude and state of mine the only place your going is in circles... Soooo take a look at your life its time to grow up..

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Originally posted by fr0st way to earn my respect you little ****..... At least show some respect for what i ask you fucking tool.... Thanks lee for keeping the thread straight...

Oh dear, forgive me john for not posting a joke, i do feel like i should be flamed for being the first fuck the thread up, umongst the tons of people that would of done it soon after. Dood, you've been cool to me but i honestly don't feel like i should earn the respect of a fuckin drama queen. Look back john, how many times have you blown up over the dumbest shit? i've lost count to be honest.

oh and djozzman1 i'm not a pvd whore, posted that because i knew it would piss john off and i knew he'd turn into a 10 year old and cry about things not going his way. believe me, i'm not a pvd whore AT ALL lol

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NYTA'S MAKE SHIT HAPPEN NIGGUUUU!!
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Espen & Elusive - Poetic Penetration (Furry Nipples Remix) 5 fuckin stars!
Second Sun - Playground
Interstate - I Found You

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Originally posted by fr0st Sooo let people like what they like it hurts noone....Who the fuck are you to say one thing is better than something else... I may harrass the PVD fan base on ossasions but i have no problem with them for the most part I dont base my opinion on someone by the type of music they listen to... And what it fucks sake does my humour thread have to do with any of this.. You are the twat who brought it up. And look at yourself now thats funny... picking on people for the music they like or for them getting excited when i idol of theirs comes to town... You are a sad little person. Whom I hope some day accomplishes something. But with your current atitude and state of mine the only place your going is in circles... Soooo take a look at your life its time to grow up..

o no fr0st you have grown some balls...as far as anything is concerned their obsessions is whats funny...i dont base character on who they love i base it on how they act when that person is in town and i quote the majority:
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGWTF (insert big dj name here) IM IN LOVE WITH HIM THAT SET WAS SOO AWESOME...IM HIS BIGGEST FAN AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH...I EVEN LOVE HIM WITH MY PEEPEE"
so lets go a litle further, as far as me going places...im studying to become an accomplished lawyer, i just make fun of you people because its extremely simple, you all leave yourselves open it

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Originally posted by BxNemo Oh dear, forgive me john for not posting a joke, i do feel like i should be flamed for being the first fuck the thread up, umongst the tons of people that would of done it soon after. Dood, you've been cool to me but i honestly don't feel like i should earn the respect of a fuckin drama queen. Look back john, how many times have you blown up over the dumbest shit? i've lost count to be honest.

you could pm me or aim but you choose to bring this about on a forum....And to earn someones respect you dont directly piss them off im not wasting my time replying to you anymore... Grow up...

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