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When I was a kid (really small), my parents had invited some friends for dinner or something. I was utterly mad because I wanted to watch TV or something, and I couldn't because the TV was in the dining room.
So, during the meal, when they were saying the prairs (sp?) and stuff, I hid under the table for a while and ran away. Soon, the adults who were happily eating their food noticed a strange smell. My mother looked under the table and, ta-da, I had relieved myself on someone's shoes.
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A schoolmate had to desperately go to the restroom launch some submarines and, after he was set and ready to go (trousers down and everything), the toilet paper was above the cabinet's door. He was struggling to reach that thing, as if his life depended on it. Unfortunately, his wisdom was not enough to do one thing at a time - when he was about to put his hands on the toilet paper, one of the bombs missed the target, and it hit the floor dry and hard. Luckily enough, when he lost his balance, noticing the mess he had just done, he stomped on that brown sculpture and it then got a huge "nike" logo in it (it was the brand of his tennis shoes). Embarassed, he got out as soon as possible, leaving his cute footprints behind all over the floor.
Depending on how you look at the nike logo, it may look like as a "c" and as an "u" - to his disaster, C and U in Portuguese means "cú" (arsehole). Then, during the break, the Janitor started yelling at the students asking who the hell had written "Arsehole" in the floor... and when all of us entered the restroom - well, from the entrance it did look like "cú"... the guy walked to the janitor and apologised, being known afterwards as "Mané" (in this case used as a short of "Nike Marrom" (Brown Nike)).
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