How to make a Blow Job

Ingredients: 1 part success 5 parts brilliance 3 parts energy

Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

How to make a spyder
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts ambition
1 part empathy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little fitness if desired!
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Ingredients:
5 parts anger
3 parts courage
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Ingredients:
5 parts anger
3 parts courage
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!