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| quote: | Originally posted by jdawgtydawg
As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally, I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.....
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You fuckin' mosquito.
 Got that one from here. |
priceless.
Here in Canada there are no mosquitos in the big cities, but when you go camping up north, you are food. Even if you take litres of mosquito repellants they will find you and FEEED. They can sense CO2 from your breath hundreds of meters away, and when they do, they send a recon/research squad that uses hit and run tactics. After recon squad briefs the intelligence, the whole army starts mobilizing. At night you can't see the stars because everything is black and their bodies do not allow starlight to penetrate down to earth, and all you can hear is the might of their countless airborne squads.
Moral story is, if you can help it, do not go camping in summer. Wait until early fall.
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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