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Originally posted by jessicah Don't listen to the guys on here who says women are evil.

Women aren't "evil" because "evil" is a human trait. Women really aren't a whole lot more than appliances. Every reaction is totally formulaic. Every nag, every whine, every complaint is totally forseeable once you begin to recognize their totally insane and irrational rythm.

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Originally posted by nic01445 Women aren't "evil" because "evil" is a human trait. Women really aren't a whole lot more than appliances. Every reaction is totally formulaic. Every nag, every whine, every complaint is totally forseeable once you begin to recognize their totally insane and irrational rythm.

We're about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting, my friend.

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Originally posted by jessicah We're about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting, my friend.

That nigga owes me $12.

Note writing is the kiss of death; nothing kills attraction faster than not having the confidence to go up and talk to her in person. Of course you can talk to her, you don't need to write a note asking for permission.

Just keep this little fact in the back of your mind and you'll be fine: you will in all probability never marry her, let alone have sex with her, let alone go out on a date with her. This helps, go in with no hopes whatsoever of succeeding with her and your job will be that much less stressful.

Good luck bro.

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Originally posted by Ezman DON'T SEND THE LETTER!

yeah seriously is this s joke?

make some friends that are girls, then you will learn to talk to girls, it helps if you are not attracted to them, go from there.

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Originally posted by Ezman DON'T SEND THE LETTER! Just talk to her dude, start off with small talk like comment on the class or the teacher or something, that usually gets the ball rolling

I was wondering who'd be the first one to say it

Ok if this thread is serious.. then no don’t send the note, heres what you do

Do you sit by her? If so. During class drop your pencil near her and ask her to pick it up, do that 2 days in a row. Then the 3rd day go up to her and be like “hey that homework last night, did you get it?” even if there was no homework. Do it anyway, then she might laugh
Then just go from there, talk to her again, then afterclass go up to her and say something like. “you hungry?” then if she says yes be like “well im going to go get some lunch” see what she says. If she doesn’t invite herself. Then invite her

Heres the deal with women, you gotta be direct, but not too direct. You gotta be cocky but not too cocky, and oh yea you gotta be funny too

It seems complicated, but once you get the hang of it, youll be a pimp!
Good luck my friend

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Originally posted by davinox ok LOL so there's this girl that i liek, shes real cute, i think abuot her all the time and we have a lot of the same classes and i think shes really cool and not a slut or something but anyways heres the deal. i think she knows who i am because im sure the teacher has said my name a few times, and she pays attention in class, so thats good. but i havent actually SPOKEN to her, in the literal sense of the word. but i bumped into her in the hall and i think she kind of liked it LOL. so anyways i wrote her a note and told her that if it was possible that maybe it would be possible that i could talk to her or something, but i dunno if i should send it or what i should do. im bad with girls. thanks guys.

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bang her in da pooper.

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper bang her in da pooper.

In Soviet Russia, da pooper bangs her.

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Originally posted by Lira In Soviet Russia, da pooper bangs her.

Soviet Russia is dead. Get over it

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