oh ya there was also the time me and my friend steve stole my friends car cause we neeeded to go somewhere asap and we didnt have a ride so we stole our friends car for half an hour and broguht it back undetected...he called me the next day and bitched at me cause the ouija board told him what happened...fuckin ouija board,,prolly contacted a snitch from the maffia

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Originally posted by R.j. and also said that her fingers got stucked to the board

What the fuck are they teaching kids in school these days?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy oh ya there was also the time me and my friend steve stole my friends car cause we neeeded to go somewhere asap and we didnt have a ride so we stole our friends car for half an hour and broguht it back undetected...he called me the next day and bitched at me cause the ouija board told him what happened...fuckin ouija board,,prolly contacted a snitch from the maffia

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Originally posted by UWM What the fuck are they teaching kids in school these days?

Ahem, my father told me that!

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MGM 6 /
MGM 5 / MGM 4 /
MGM 3 / MGM 2 / MGM 1


Electronic Dance Music Mixes:
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Originally posted by R.j. Ahem, my father told me that!

I was speaking about the way you type. Or, do you just not care?

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink One time i was in a dark room with peeps doing the ouji thing... and it started moving....but i didnt believe it. so i called the ghost a fag .... nothing happened. so i was like trying to reach the spirit world, but i wanted to strictly talk to a midget... that didnt work either.... that led me to believe only one thing: Midgets dont exist in the after life.

LMFAO

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Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself. - Timothy Leary

my ouiji board said the world's going to end in 2030, but the mayans say 2012, and the guy on the street corner says it's going to end tomorrow, so who do i believe?

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

this is fucing scary but i want to try it now lol

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Ouiji board = best way to fuck with friends.

The funniest thing to do is to pretend something is happening to you, and then try to get your friends freaked out to the point where they start corroborating that what's happening to you is happening to them ... even though you just made it up for shits and giggles to see who's guillible. Works like a charm ...

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no need to get it on ebay...get it at toys-r-us...

occrider....hope the joke wont come back to u ...^^

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Originally posted by DJ E-s*it occrider....hope the joke wont come back to u ...^^

Does a comedian fall victim to his own jokes?

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