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bruddahmanmatt
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Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Palolo Valley HI or Whittier CA

I've heard some of these spoken by George Carlin in various acts. Dunno if all of them are his but they were worth a laugh or two, even if I've heard a few of em before. hehehe

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Registered: Nov 2003
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quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came, would I be standing here, FUCK head?


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Lira
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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil

quote:
Originally posted by DeviantxPete
i think this might be from maddox.xmission.com

funny page

Maddox is plain annoying... and these rants are pretty much based on ignorance.

1) if the person is pointing to his watch, that's because people often ask "What?" when approached by a stranger, for a big variety of reasons. By the instant you see the person pointing to his wrist, you know he wants to know what time it is.

2) Some TV's don't have the button thingies anymore, or people may just be wondering where the heck the remote control is, so they don't need to stand up every bloody time.

3) Culturally unable to answer this

4) It's a joke

5) Some people may not notice some specific things. Other than that, is a simple way to ask about how the film was. No need to rant about it.

6) You can just say "no, I'm busy" or ask what it is about. Also, this is a part of being polite, so you know what your limits are.

7) It just sounds nice, why bother?

8) This is a matter of reference.

9) Do all buses go to the same place!? You may be waiting for another bus.

10) Some people's vision get better througout their lives. Also, some unlucky individuals have their sight a lot less worse than usual because of something.

11) Some people don't eat only what they like. In fact, we often need to eat stuff we don't like. So why is this question so offensive?

12) The writer is the one with an issue.

13) No it's not like this. Besides, after working automatically, "breaking the rhythm" is always a bit strange. That's why people who speak American English, for example, may have a hard time understanding Australians - it's different from what they're used to, so they need to re-associate everything.

14) Not all accidents are nasty.


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