smack the owner of a sex shop unconscious with a big rubber dong, steal a whole lotta shit and go nutz for the next 10 hours

then i'd see what its like to go to the toilet with the seat up

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Originally posted by -=M=- smack the owner of a sex shop unconscious with a big rubber dong, steal a whole lotta shit and go nutz for the next 10 hours then i'd see what its like to go to the toilet with the seat up

are u a girl?

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lol that made me think of committing a crime and leaving the goods for me when I returned to normal

obviously I’d have sex with a hot chick(s) and experience the male orgasm.


I’d probably take a leak in public (not in front of people, but in the bushes) just for the sake of being able to whip it out.

Get in a fight.

can’t think of anything else now.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I would go out and buy lots of tampons cause i'll probably be having my period

I'd find the goddammed G-spot, play with my boobs till I got bored and listen to Celine Dion.

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Originally posted by Delay Llama I'd find the goddammed G-spot, play with my boobs till I got bored and listen to Celine Dion.

You forgot "...and watch Sleepless In Seattle."

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You know what id do!!!!

and it involves an ancient chinese dildo

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Originally posted by Fundamental You forgot "...and watch Sleepless In Seattle."

I havent seen that in a long time. Might be time to rent.
This thread is actually kind of original. I wouldnt do anything that hasnt already been said though, so I have nothing new to contribute.

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i would do the splits!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i would do the splits!

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I would analyze my thought process - I've always wondered what it would be like to be completely fucking insane.