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GHOSH
Junior tranceaddict

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Behind You.
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I'll take on a mad, starving lion over a spider, I just cannot stand bugs.
Reminds me of a story. Me and two of my good friends were hangin out when the cat started hissing. Which would be ok, but we've never heard this thing hiss before. We look to see what the problem is and we see what we've no (un)fondly named the turbo bug. Looked like a thich centipede with reall tall back legs. It then proceeds to chase after the cat, who prompyly bolts her ass out of the house leaving us three defensless against the Turbo bug. Chases and throwing of many heavy objects ensue when I spot an empty VHS case almost within reach... only thing standing between me and it was the Turbo bug, I shout to one of my freinds to get to the kitchen for some sort of weapon while the other ran interference, while i grab the VHS case.
Somehow, we pull it off. It's distracted just long enough for me to grab the case and trap it in it, and my bud managed to find a sharp knife and promptly began stabbing the case. In the calm that ensued... we romove the case to find the he managed to chop the bug in half. Now, a la stupid thing that are done in horror movies, we lean closer to see what the hell this thing is AND IT'S ASS AND HEAD START RUNNING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!! Yes, my shit got freaked out. I went and got my boots and finally flattend the fookin thing dead. Why did we not just do that in the first place? Don't know.
The End.
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KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
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| quote: | Originally posted by GHOSH
I'll take on a mad, starving lion over a spider, I just cannot stand bugs.
Reminds me of a story. Me and two of my good friends were hangin out when the cat started hissing. Which would be ok, but we've never heard this thing hiss before. We look to see what the problem is and we see what we've no (un)fondly named the turbo bug. Looked like a thich centipede with reall tall back legs. It then proceeds to chase after the cat, who prompyly bolts her ass out of the house leaving us three defensless against the Turbo bug. Chases and throwing of many heavy objects ensue when I spot an empty VHS case almost within reach... only thing standing between me and it was the Turbo bug, I shout to one of my freinds to get to the kitchen for some sort of weapon while the other ran interference, while i grab the VHS case.
Somehow, we pull it off. It's distracted just long enough for me to grab the case and trap it in it, and my bud managed to find a sharp knife and promptly began stabbing the case. In the calm that ensued... we romove the case to find the he managed to chop the bug in half. Now, a la stupid thing that are done in horror movies, we lean closer to see what the hell this thing is AND IT'S ASS AND HEAD START RUNNING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!! Yes, my shit got freaked out. I went and got my boots and finally flattend the fookin thing dead. Why did we not just do that in the first place? Don't know.
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what the fuck.
ive never heard of a bug like that.
btw. congrats on the VHS case (intelligent thinking)
though i would of grabbed a can of deodorant or something and toasted the mofo
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