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Originally posted by Clovis86 Mmmmmm....leopard print thongs....

mmmmmmmmm toothless

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy mmmmmmmmm toothless

Theres actually two teeth on either side...meat grinder anyone?

-Clovis

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer.



















































and a mop.

HAHAHAHAHA so lame it's funny. Sort of. Or not at all.

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher If you had a donkey, and I had a rooster... and your donkey ate my rooster... my cock would be in your ass!

i have a joke:

Q: what did the fish say when he swam into a wall

A:"damn"

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Originally posted by trancebrat Aww James what's wrong? You need to be cheered up. Hmmm... You're a freakin fanastic DJ and you have an awesome sense of humor. You always make me laugh. I wish I could make you laugh, but I'm not in the best mood either. Just try to picture all the people that you don't like in those leopard print thongs. Fuck it...I wish I could say something funny, but I'm not in a witty mood.

another person i knew died this week, and i found out last night...so i was in a bad mood, it's really freaking me out though how many young people are dying these days.

scarey shit, i hate the thought of death...

but thanx for the kind words amber

Heres a joke that always gets me

Two sausages rolling around in a pan. The first rolls over towards the other and says "fuckin hell this pan is hot". Then the other sausage rolls over and says "WHOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE"

^ One of those random ones that you only get when you're 10 or drunk

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Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox I've never had a problem with FLs tech support till this day. (I've actually never used it till this day)

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Originally posted by echosystm Heres a joke that always gets me Two sausages rolling around in a pan. The first rolls over towards the other and says "fuckin hell this pan is hot". Then the other sausage rolls over and says "WHOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE" ^ One of those random ones that you only get when you're 10 or drunk

i'm 18 and sober, but that still made my day

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Originally posted by mezzir i'm 18 and sober, but that still made my day

Hahah, I know a girl that told that to me. I stared at her for a full minute waiting for the punch line after she finished. and after I realised there was no further "funneh" to it...i kept staring, because i couldn't believe how pathetic she was sitting there cracking up at her own joke.

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Originally posted by jcosgrove another person i knew died this week, and i found out last night...so i was in a bad mood, it's really freaking me out though how many young people are dying these days. scarey shit, i hate the thought of death... but thanx for the kind words amber

I'm not trying to make this thread all sad, but since you are the thread starter I'm sure that you won't mind.

James I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. Death is such a hard feeling to process. All of these deaths are scary. They do say it happens in threes so lets pray that this one will be it for a while.

This is what is part of my problem. I have/had two male best friends. One of my male best friends passed away last year on September 2nd. August 20th would have been his birthday. We designed a webpage in his memory and a couple of days ago we noticed that 1/2 of the entires into the guestbook had just disappeared. That may sound silly to some people, but to those of us that visit it regularly it was very upsetting to see. All of our thoughts had just disappeared. The closer it gets to August 20th the harder it is getting for me to think straight. Every year we had a birthday party together. Patrick's birthday is August 20th, mine is August 26th, and our other male best friend Paul's is August 31st. This will be our first year not celebrating together. The party is scheduled for August 28th. Terry is going to be there. I think he will get to see me come undone that night because I'm sure that I will. It's weird to be so excited about seeing someone yet at the same time every morning when I wake up I find myself missing Patrick ten times more than the day before.

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Originally posted by trancebrat I'm not trying to make this thread all sad, but since you are the thread starter I'm sure that you won't mind. James I'm very sorry to hear about your loss. Death is such a hard feeling to process. All of these deaths are scary. They do say it happens in threes so lets pray that this one will be it for a while. This is what is part of my problem. I have/had two male best friends. One of my male best friends passed away last year on September 2nd. August 20th would have been his birthday. We designed a webpage in his memory and a couple of days ago we noticed that 1/2 of the entires into the guestbook had just disappeared. That may sound silly to some people, but to those of us that visit it regularly it was very upsetting to see. All of our thoughts had just disappeared. The closer it gets to August 20th the harder it is getting for me to think straight. Every year we had a birthday party together. Patrick's birthday is August 20th, mine is August 26th, and our other male best friend Paul's is August 31st. This will be our first year not celebrating together. The party is scheduled for August 28th. Terry is going to be there. I think he will get to see me come undone that night because I'm sure that I will. It's weird to be so excited about seeing someone yet at the same time every morning when I wake up I find myself missing Patrick ten times more than the day before.

shit...thats horrible, i can understand about the guest book thing...

i have known i think 3 people die now, friends, in the last 2.5yrs....and it's not good.

funerals are the worst thing in the world.