Snatch is such a brilliant film. Love it!

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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YEAH... Great film.... but i think Se7en is a better film

This fucking scared me the first time i saw it in 1996!!

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I just found my favourite quote from the whole film...

[Doug sees four Jewish kids smoking outside his shop]
Doug the Head: What are you doing?
Jewish Boy: [spits] It's a free country isn't it?
Doug the Head: Well it isn't a free shop is it? So fuck off.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Haha I love Doug.. You know that bit where his character get's introduced, and his phone is going off? That's what I have as my ringtone too

"Pretends he's Jewish. Whishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish. But, he's as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey."

Yeah Snatch is a class movie, although

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels >> Snatch

But yeh, class quotes

'nother quote I liked:

Turkish: "Sugar?"
Brick Top: "No thanks, I'm sweet enough."

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i like it like i like too much sugar.

Aye, british films are the best!

"Do you know what nemesis means boy? A righteous infliction personified by an apropiate agent. In this case its your honourable c*nt, me!"

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Haha I love Doug.. You know that bit where his character get's introduced, and his phone is going off? That's what I have as my ringtone too

Haha, there's an hidden extra on the DVD to give you the code thing for the tone for Nokia phones.

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Originally posted by MarathonMan "Do you know what nemesis means boy? A righteous infliction personified by an apropiate agent. In this case its your honourable c*nt, me!"

Close...

"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me."



Ah, I love Snatch. Snatch and Pulp Fiction are films with real quality dialogue. Love them both...

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Doug the head: "AVI!!!"

Cousin Avi: "Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck, look here. Ik don't like leaving my country, and I especially don't like leaving it for ANYTHING less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little, straw hats."

Doug the head: "But we've got sandy beaches!"

Cousin Avi: "Well, who the F*ck wants to see 'em"



Brilliant movie, although I think that Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is just as good (if not better!).

i fuckin 'ate pikies.

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