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| quote: | This player is currently surplus to requirements at Newcastle, and generally annoying the hell out of the fans with his ungratefulness and laziness and poor attitude - and considering the number of other talented midfielders currently in the squad, needs to go as quickly as possible. Especially if theres a defender coming in as part of the deal....or perhaps a couple of cases of brown ale for Bellamy, Bowyer & the boys to get tanked up on before they go out to (alledgedly) hit women and Asian students....
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Q: How would he be dispatched to me?, It cannot be in a box as Kieron apparently does not like entering the box (see recent scoring records) unless it's a hairy one.
A: how about bubble-wrap to protect his china legs?
Q: why can't you give him to sunderland as a gift, along with Titus Bramble?
A: Because no-one hates the Mackems that much.
Q: Why don't you sell him to the Mackems for a tenner. I know, I know, they can't afford to pay that much, and it's more than he's worth, but surely you can start at a tenner and drop it to £1 if you have to. Why don't you put the picture back up with a picture of a dummy next to him. - Then everyone will recognise him, including his girlfriend. Apparently she has a dummy also. - Kieron !
A: To be able to afford that, they would have to sell their stadium and all the supporters house to raise the £1 transfer fee needed.#
Q: Can we uzze him in defenzze or right zzide? We have nuff central miidfild playerzz. Call me.. Code Svennis.
A: Ask him yourself, he seems to know exactly where he wants to play.
Q: Will you throw in a captain's armband?
A: I’m sorry, that item is no longer included with Keiron Dyer. Pls. see “Alan Shearer” for more details
Last edited by Turner on Aug-21-2004 at 13:38
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