I collected some lightning bugs in my day as well. I used to have a moth problem when I first moved to Denver. I used to take a paper towel and catch them and then crush them. They make a crunchy sound when you crush them.

More recently, about 2 months ago, I had a wasp trying to build a nest on my balcony. I busted out some aerosol air freshener that I have and a lighter and torched the mother ******. That was fun shit!

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I used to sit on the sidewalk and take my bubble gum and sqiuish it on an ant. Then I'd pick it up and look at it, and the ant would be embedded into the gum, but still be alive with its legs moving. Then I would just mush it into another ant, which would kill the first one. It was weird.

Other than that, I was a really good kid. I was the quiet shy one that never spoke, so I basically stood in the background behaving myself.

when i was like one year old my sister who would've been 3-4 threw a big ass rock and hit me in the head...it explains a lot

fire flies?? that's mickey mouse stuff...what a bunch of well behaved wussies you all were.


while you were catching butterflies and frying ants with magnifying glasses, i was manipulating all the adults in my family to do whatever the hell i wanted them to* and getting away with murder. they still haven't found my grandpa and he left me 3 million.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee fire flies?? that's mickey mouse stuff...what a bunch of well behaved wussies you all were. while you were catching butterflies and frying ants with magnifying glasses, i was manipulating all the adults in my family to do whatever the hell i wanted them too and getting away with murder. they still haven't found my grandpa and he left me 3 million.

some of us didn't toture ants and stuff...some of us were busy committing crimes such as breaking and entering, arson, vandalism etc etc...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller some of us didn't toture ants and stuff...some of us were busy committing crimes such as breaking and entering, arson, etc etc...

jason, playing x-box doesn't count...you weren't really doing all that stuff.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee jason, playing x-box doesn't count...you weren't really doing all that stuff.

I hit my brother in the forehead with a bat. Not a full size bat, but one of the mini-police-baton bats they give as souvenirs at baseball games.

Other than that, i used to burn GI joe guys (casualties of war ) with hairspray. I also had a few kamikaze GI Joe missions wherre I would tape the guys to bottle rockets and light them.

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hm, i was pretty much a fucking maniac.....

lets see, I hit someone with a softball bat.....threw a brick on someones head from upstairs....took the lives of many many bugs....

destruction was all that mattered

i kill spiders and crickets (i like crickets, they are cool creatures, but its the fucking noise they make!)

thats abt it

if im angry i hit my door, which now has a 14'' hole all the way through it, so theres no point in keeping it closed as anyone can see me through the hole.

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i writed a song.

I put one of those shock collars designed to train dogs not to bark on one of my friends' little brother. He started screaming, which made it shock him, which made him scream even more. After two or three minutes he was still screaming, so I let him out.

When I found snakes I'd pick them up by the tail and whip them - which would invariably cause their head to go flying off.

I'd catch frogs or toads and wrap them up tightly in seran wrap and leave them there to die.

Bugs... I never really did anything with, aside from just crushing them.

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Originally posted by Arbiter I put one of those shock collars designed to train dogs not to bark on one of my friends' little brother. He started screaming, which made it shock him, which made him scream even more. After two or three minutes he was still screaming, so I let him out.

ROFL

that is just pure genius.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.