i dont think u will see him again. i had one like that in my room last year. twatted him with a shoe, he survived and ran off. never saw him agian. and had one slightly smaller the other day, went to put a glass over him and once again missed (yes i know i suck :P) and he fell on the floor and i havent seen him agian. and that was acouple of weeks ago. im just waiting for the bastad to resurface fully gworn to make me shite myself.

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deodrant + lighter = shrivled up, black, limbless dead spider.

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Originally posted by Nell deodrant + lighter = shrivled up, black, limbless dead spider.

firestarter. and i would not have touched the damn spider. i would have rolled up a magazine.. there is still blood on a wall in my house from a gigantic spider i killed three years ago. blood stain the size of the bottom of a tin pepsi can.

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I'm still waiting for my spider Geoff to return. I think I told the story on here before about the spider I named Geoffery. He was basically about the size of that one in the picture above, but his legs were freakishly deformed. They were proper long, like some gimongous piece of mutated string. Every night starting around 8pm he would start his trek around my room, ever so slowly, and keeping quite close to the ceiling. On arriving at the opposite corner to where he started, he'd scale down the wall mission impossible style, pause for a second, and then belt it well fast across the floor and back up the wall to where he started. This whole course took about 4 hours in duration, and went on as far as I knew every single night all summer until one day he fucked off to what I presume was to go and hibernate. That was the second summer I had seen him so I thought it was only fair I give him a name. I hope he returns again How long is their life expectancy? I hope my boy is still doing well.

I would've got my cat after something that big, and if that didn't work then a shotgun.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I'm still waiting for my spider Geoff to return. I think I told the story on here before about the spider I named Geoffery. He was basically about the size of that one in the picture above, but his legs were freakishly deformed. They were proper long, like some gimongous piece of mutated string. Every night starting around 8pm he would start his trek around my room, ever so slowly, and keeping quite close to the ceiling. On arriving at the opposite corner to where he started, he'd scale down the wall mission impossible style, pause for a second, and then belt it well fast across the floor and back up the wall to where he started. This whole course took about 4 hours in duration, and went on as far as I knew every single night all summer until one day he fucked off to what I presume was to go and hibernate. That was the second summer I had seen him so I thought it was only fair I give him a name. I hope he returns again How long is their life expectancy? I hope my boy is still doing well.

Reading this I experienced a fondness of a spider for the first time in my life.

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Was that thing born in a puddle of nuclear waste or something?

-Clovis

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

spiders freak me out, but i have this weird respect for them and can never kill them. i'm scared of them, but whenever i come across one, i let it be...i've even faced my fears several times and caught a few in a paper cup (ones i found in the house) and then let them back outside.

spiders are cool.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

see i would probably leave them alone if i didn't know they were inside my walls making more lil spiders and secretly planning to me my body from the inside out during my sleep

Spiders are cool. They're not my best buddies but i'm not afraid them either (excluding some ultra poisonous ones which luckily don't live around here). I usually let them be if i come across one. If they have come to a wrong place, i pick them up with my hand or something i can find and take them outside. They haven't hurt me so why should i hurt them? Another good thing to live in a country with spiders you don't need to worry about..

The spiders i usually get to see on the walls in the house are between 0.5-2cm (about) so nothing like the "monster" in the pics. I actually might buy a huge tarantula one day but my gf isn't too happy about the idea.

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