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Originally posted by Slylee metros are closet gays

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Originally posted by Slylee metros are closet gays

ouch

i was just kidding....metros are cute...as long as they don't act prissy or take it to extremes...


guys who like to shop and take care of themselves and look good are awesome...


guys who get manicures and pedicures and take more than 2 showers a day =

eyebrow waxing...depends. only if he has a tacky unibrow...for shaping purposes, umm no.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i read this in a maxim

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Originally posted by eye_03 i read this in a maxim

as far as i know, they came from maxim.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

If you own a 2 seat car, you must keep cab fare in it at all times in case a mate is riding with you, and you hook up with a girl. If you are riding in your mate's 2 seat car and he hooks up, you are to accept said cab fare no questions asked.

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me and my buddy were walking in the rain one night on the way to a club when we brought up a really good point, would you walk under an umbrella with another guy



now its official, you cant

Bwaha excellent stuff

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Originally posted by Illusion 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

nice

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03: Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.

huh? camera?

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those were great!

...and now i'm bored again cuz i finished reading 'em, so i made up a multiple choice to pass the time

You're at a football game (semi-finals) with your friends and one of them falls over with a heart attack. You would:

a) immediately dial emergency using a cellphone.
b) administer CPR while keeping your eyes on the field.
c) jump up/down on his chest while watching the game.
d) wait til half-time: this is the semi-finals and it's a pretty close game.
e) take his beer... hey! he sure doesn't need it and it's just gonna go flat.
f) remind everyone at the funeral that his death prevented you from seeing an incredible play.
g) tell his wife "dying at a sporting event is an honourable way to go", and then ask if u can borrow his ski's for the weekend.

I'd say a . cell phone... can dial and watch the game