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Originally posted by saiyAn Actually that stories true,or atleast i heard one similar to it on tv.2 pitbulls went berserk and attacked about 5 people,one guy beat the shit out of one of them with a crowbar but the dog didn't even flinch. Eventually the cops showed up and it took 3 shots to get one of the dogs down.

That's the one I'm talking about. I believe they came back from a movie or something and the guy went to get the car in some dark alley when the rest waited a little further.

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Originally posted by Nabistai That's the one I'm talking about. I believe they came back from a movie or something and the guy went to get the car in some dark alley when the rest waited a little further.

and you saw all this?

depends on the dog. Some, like pitbulls go straight for the thought, and i'd stay the fuck away from rottwielers. regular dogs tho, just don't lose your head, if you can manage it , try to hit him in the throught, which shouldn't be too hard since it will probably be going for you with ist teeth. Stuns em, enough for you to attaaack, or run awaaaay.

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I would guess that if it's a small dog or a very large dog you would have the best chances. With a small dog one good kick would probably be enough to send it packing. With a very large dog, you should be able to out manuever it in close range and land a few well placed kicks, hopefully enough to deter it.

It's the medium sized dog that I would be really worried about; like 50 - 100 pounds. Quick enough that you might not be able to kick it easily and strong enough that a solid kick isn't going to do much. I would say that this dog would likely get ahold of you and when it does, I think the best bet would be to try and damage it with your weight or leverage. When it grabs you, try to fall on it with your bodyweight and break something internally. Or grab one of it's legs and bend it whichever way it shouldn't bend. Choke it, bite it, rip an ear off, gouge an eye, shove your hand down it's throat, whatever, ol' Yeller must go down.

I think in the end I could win out over a dog but, if it's one of those medium-sized dogs and it is hell-bent on destroying me, I think it would take some unconventional tactics like those described above to do it. And by no means do I think I would come away with out a good beating.

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for an asian, tis quite simple

pull a ninja, jump in the air while the dog lunges to own you while u do a back spinning 540 kick right in teh face

that has happended to me before and trust me, it works : )

DO THE NINJA!

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Honestly, just kick it in the face or jaw. Just make sure your foot doesn't land in its mouth.

Say the dog is charging, jump forward at it and rotate slighty inward in the air (hard to explain), so that you kick it and land in a way that it reduced the chances of the dog grabbing hold of your foot as you kick and land. Also, it confuses the dog and almost guarantees that you don't miss.

It just takes one good boot in the face, eye, or jaw, and any dog with an IQ of a carrot will go away.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Do you think you'd be able to win the fight (and survive, this dog is hell-bent on making tasty ribbons of you) with your bare hands, if the owner doesn't try to help? Or, say that you have a pen in your pocket - would that make any difference? Edit: The dog can be of any size.

Really depends on the dog, but I think the dog would have to get lucky to win. It would have to bite me in the neck or on a vital artery. Otherwise, I would just beat the shit out of the dog. A few solid blows to the head would end the bout.

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offer your forearm as soon as it bites place your other arm behind its head on the back of its neck and use the leverage of the arm in the mouth to bend its head back until the neck breaks

id bash it in the head 20 times

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Someone actually told me once, that if you are ever caught in a situation where you're being attacked by a large dog...

if you have no way of defending yourself, to cram your hand down it's throat and grab its larynx (sp) and pull out. Yeah, you'll be bitten, but it'll kill the dog.

I don't wanna ever have to do that, though.

yucky.

i've heard some random thoughts before, but this one presently takes the cake...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone