Some nice stories you've got, Joe I'm going to write a lengthy reply to in a while

And I'll explain to Coup how to shower with someone from the opposite sex in a non-sexual context

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Run to catch the bus
Laughed so much that some drink came out of your nose
Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place
Drunk till you vomit
Fallen off of a vehicle
Chewed/eaten ice
Seen an UFO/ghost/anything weird
Been abroad
Been caught doing something embarassing
Slept at the hospital (even if you were not the patient)



maybe im going to write some stories later

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Drank champagne on New Years 2002.

So I did before have alcohol, but it was at my house and I only had a little bit.

Will I drink champagne again? Possibly.

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Where has the time gone??????

the 2 people who checked none of the above must be one helluva boring person...

well ive eaten some strange thing while it was still alive. it's a white octupus type of sea creature that you're supposed to eat while it's all jiggly and moving about inside your mouth. it's some kind of traditional food while drinking some soju (korean vodka) it's real gross though..shit come to think about it i'm quite boring myself, couldn't even think of an interesting story to post..ppft

^Chewed/eaten ice
Of course, who hasn't?

^Been caught doing something embarassing
it's so embarrasing I can't even get myself to post it in here, even though I will probably not meet any of the people who reads it, lol.

^Laughed so much that some drink came out of your nose
Yes, happened twice as far as I can remember. But also, once I had pieces of potatoes coming out of my nose, hehe. It was odd, it felt like it was stuck in my throat, but it had just been taking another way out

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Originally posted by M1cro5lave But also, once I had pieces of potatoes coming out of my nose, hehe. It was odd, it felt like it was stuck in my throat, but it had just been taking another way out

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Had a surgery -Had a total of four toenails removed, I used to have bad problems with ingrowing toenails

Laughed hard at the church/classroom/some other embarassing place - When I was in 4th year (which means i was around 15) me and my mate had this chemistry teacher who had a really bad dress sense. One day she came in wearing this top with huge shoulder pads that made her look like an american footballer (she's skinny btw, so it looked even more ridiculous), and extra-tight trousers to complete the look. One of us cracked a joke about it and we were both quite hyper at the time, so it ended up that we just kept making jokes and laughing loads, and everyone in the class including the teacher wanted to know what the hell we were laughing at. It got to the point that it was uncontrollable, and when we'd almost stopped, one of us would just start again and the cycle continued. Immature but funny

Been handcuffed - Yeah, when I was in primary school one of my friend's dad was a policeman, so the boy knew some police moves (arm-locks and such) and also showed us how handcuffs were used.

Spent more than 4 hours talkting to a complete stranger you've never seen anymore - Yeah, at some event in the town that was meant to be a DJ competition, hardly anyone came. He was like the only other guy there around my age so we just talked for a while then i never saw him again. We weren't talking for 4 full hours, but you know what i mean...

Chewed/eaten ice - Yeah I've done that loads

Been on the news - Been in the local paper a few times for various things

Been abroad - France, Spain, California, Greece

Slept in the airport - Yeah, I think I was about 9 or 10, slept at Heathrow because we'd been to Greece, and we were transferring from the Thessaloniki-London plane to the London-Glasgow plane. Thing was, the second plane wasn't due to take off till the next day. That night was boring as fuck, I hardly slept.

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Just when you thought this was over, it had only just begun...

Got a speeding ticket, 130km/h in a 100 zone... I deserve a couple more...

Seen an UFO/ghost/anything weird => Seen or felt a lot of weird things in my life, just too many things we dont know about in this world

And I laughted like mad at my grandma's funeral, just couldnt stop...all because my cousin told a lame joke

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surgery was a bitch...stupid appendix!!!!

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Had sex at twelve!
It was in Florida and the year was 1996. Back then I was so horny for Naked women. This women was eighteen and I was twelve. She's a family friend and during my vacation to Coral Springs, she takes my brother an I to the local pool. I really wanted to see her naked. Her tatas were big; and real. How did I get the chance? It may sound a little dorky, but I told her the whole sperm and egg mumbo jumbo and boy was I embarresed. But it was worth it. I saw everything!!!! I even got to bang her seven times in two weeks! It was hot while it lasted. Since then, I have not sex in over seven years. Other info of what happened is CLASSIFIED!!!!

Scored three staright goals!
A kinda chilly day in November of 2001 and me and my friends were heading to the park to play some hockey. I had played with these guys a lot recently and I havent't scored more than 2 goals against them. That was about to change as I immediately scored the first goal. The second goal, I was rushing it a little bit, but it went in. Now, getting a hat trick. Nobody thought I would get a hat trick, but I did and it was a thrilling experience.
By the way, the third goal was the winning goal and the final score...

3-0

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Where has the time gone??????

i only had stitches

i was driving on the 8 w in cali. it was like 2 in the am. tired of driving (i was coming back from new mexico) i decided to see how fast my car could go ... i watched as the speedometer on my riced out neon quickly rose to 120. 120 being the highest speed on my tac. i maintained this speed for a while, then for fun i decided to push it to the red line in fifth gear. about 30 sec of that, i looked in my mirror and saw what i thought were lights. i decided to continues speed, and roll out. about 10 miles down the road the cops had a ghetto road block set up for me. (two squad cars blocking 4 of 5 lanes of traffic ... hardly anyone in any lane). they arrested me on the spot for reaching speeds of 137 and above and impounded my car for resisting arrest and some other bull sh** charges. turns out i should have stopped for what i thought were lights in my rear view mirror. cause that was the first cop

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