Tell her you can't take it anymore and cry like a baby. Like on Seinfeld when George wanted to extend his engagement and not get married 'till Spring rather than that Winter.

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How about acting like a calm, sane, rational person and just being honest? It has always seemed to work for me. I'll never understand these people who have to end their relationships with some cheesy line or elaborate story. You're a real person, you know: not a comic book character.

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Originally posted by RIP_Technics "It's Not You, It's Me" *sighs* the classics will never die

Fake you're own suicide

or

Tell her you're planning on becoming a priest (don't mention you're dreams of young boys)

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GIGANTIC CUNT

Her husband told me I couldn't see her anymore, so it ended.

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So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

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Originally posted by TweeK Tell her your gay

i was dating this guy in HS who told me he couldnt see me anymore cause he thought he was asexual. weak excuse, IMO, but i wasnt all that emotionally wrapped up in him so it was ok.

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Originally posted by pyro Her husband told me I couldn't see her anymore, so it ended.

What a prick. Who does he think he is?

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I tell her that i love her but the other girl im having sex with has bigger tits.

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Last time I had to do that, it was just something like 'I just don't think it's gonna work'. Simple, works.

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Just when you thought this was over, it had only just begun...

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Originally posted by butterfly i was dating this guy in HS who told me he couldnt see me anymore cause he thought he was asexual.

So he honestly thought that he could reproduce on his own?

I think I'll agree with Arbiter here - find the most honest way to do it. When a relationship is over (which you know it is by this point) then it's all clear for honesty - confess how you truly feel about that person and their habits. Sure, it may get violent, but a little self-defense trainign never hurt anybody! Err, wait... on second thought...

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I had this problem where the last 2 guys i was breaking up with didn't believe me
I'd be like: "Seriously, this is not working out, i don't like you anymore..." Them: "Ahahahaha okay"
Like wtf?! So i just left the first one (went to the states) and sent the second one home (made him take the plane back to the states) and never talked to either of them again.

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Whatever it may take I keep on trying.

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Originally posted by butterfly i was dating this guy in HS who told me he couldnt see me anymore cause he thought he was asexual. weak excuse, IMO, but i wasnt all that emotionally wrapped up in him so it was ok.

Hehe

I guess it does work

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I got on a plane and flew back home, it was simple and easy... well for me at least.