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A few months ago me and some friends broke into a brand new bottle of Wild Turkey. Split 5 ways we all got comfortably drunk - but me and the friend providing the alcohol proceeded to hit into a brand new bottle of expensive champagne (all alcohol generously provided by his parents). I'd guess I downed about 1/4 of it at most... but he took the whole rest of the bottle. I woke up an hour later when he poured ass end of the bottle all over me and my clean shirt, as he did to my other friend who was also passed out.
So we planed to retaliate by waiting till he passed out, then drawing a cock or some equally embarassing design on his forehead with a permanent marker.
But he made his escape before we could, by falling backwards out of my friends second story window as he sat on the windowsill. He managed to murder a bush, but luckally it broke his fall. I was right next to him when he fell, so I leaned out to see if he was ok. He got up right away, looked up and said "I'm good" then turned and ran straight home. He IM'ed me 5 minutes later asking us to find his sandal and glasses that he lost on the way down.
Man I love that guy. Good times.
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NEW MIX [Feb/March 2008]
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