just try it anyways..tell him to lick ur ass one time in bed and whens hes abt to do it fart in his face

dutch oven? (i think thats what its called when you fart under the covers and then pull them over someones head)

you guys need help.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee you guys need help.

nah. maybe we're normal and your the one that needs help. if thats the case u better take our help anbd fart on him.

quote:

Originally posted by TranceGeek do pussy farts count? /me likes pussy farts

women dont fart they p00f

and I was with someone for 4 years and not once did we do that in front of each other


pussy farts rock.......

___________________
My Space

quote:

Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy just try it anyways..tell him to lick ur ass one time in bed and whens hes abt to do it fart in his face

my buddy has this porn outtake on his computer and some chick is lick a dude in da butthole and he ripis a fart. Its so funny watching the look on her face and how quick her reflexes jerk her head back....



she got up, screamed out "you asshole", stood there for a few seconds, then left.



classic.

quote:

Originally posted by Boomer187 my buddy has this porn outtake on his computer and some chick is lick a dude in da butthole and he ripis a fart. Its so funny watching the look on her face and how quick her reflexes jerk her head back.... she got up, screamed out "you asshole", stood there for a few seconds, then left. classic.

ive seen it gonna go look for the link now

quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy ive seen it gonna go look for the link now

Link or STFU!!

___________________
"It's mercifully over. But a new phenomenon has taken hold. I recognize it: feelings. Now that they're back, even overcompensating, I never want to lose them again. Bitterness, anger, jealousy, sadness: They all make me happy."

quote:

Originally posted by AwakenedAddict Link or STFU!!

w0rd

___________________
My Space

quote:

Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee you're absolutely right...we don't. i don't.

Awww! Common Slylee! You were supposed to back me up on this, and look what you do.

SPREADING THE LIES! ALL LIES!

Listen boys, we fart, we poo, we smell from time to time, we even sweat and puke!

Girls are not always sugar and spice and everything nice No matter how much you have dillusioned yourself, it's all just a bunch of lies!

Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should

quote:

Originally posted by Theresa Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should

omg i'll never look at you the same