Tell him to stop breathing out of his asshole cuz it smells like shit.

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Originally posted by Trancer85 correction we're omnivores.

We're actually more carnivores than anything else if you compare our physiology to other species. But behaviorally, we're omnivores (except for vegetarians). I prefer anatomical classification when it comes to diet, though, because practically every "carnivore" will eat fruit or berries if they're available and meat is not.

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Originally posted by UglyDave the guy sittin beside me is a reall nice guy, but he has the worst breath on earth! it's horrible! seriously, any time he comes over to my comp to show me something i have to turn my head the opposite direction. that's pretty much all i have to say

HAAHAHAHAHA!

how do people not know they have bad breath.....that i'll never figure out.....your fucking nose could not be any closer to your damn mouth, how much closer do you need it....

nonetheless, I get bad breath at the worst times.... After about 15 beers and 2 packs of cigs, it attacks.....which ofcourse is at THE CLUB where you gotta stand 3 inches from womens faces to hear and talk.....

Omnivore is just a nice term for scavenger.


Bad breath, sometimes called Halitosis, is caused by food particles in your mouth that have rotted. They can be on your tongue, on your cheeks, or in your gums. This is why it's important to brush each area (yes, they even recommend that you brush the insides of your cheeks). Breathe mints are usually only a temporary fixer, because the food is going to stay there, whereas the mint will go away.

Gum disease also leads to Halitosis.

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some needs to invent the bad breath alayzer...you breath into it like a cop breath alayzer and it tells you if you have bad breath hahaha...

i love my boyfriend's breath...i know it sounds weird. you know how everyone has their own smell to them w/ their own breath...like the breath that comes out of their nose when they breathe? hahaha i love it, i wish i could breathe it as my air, but i'd die. smell is so important to me when it comes to being attracted to someone. i don't even like it when he wears cologne...he smells the best when he hasn't showered in a day or shaved...it's like a signature smell. i dunno i guess i'm just a dog. it's always been that way with me and my boyfriends...gotta smell good without all that other stuff.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

next time he/she is near. take out some gum/breath mint and take one yourself and then offer them one.

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Originally posted by daydreamer next time he/she is near. take out some gum/breath mint and take one yourself and then offer them one.

oh sweet great idea! hehe again!
jk dude. whatever works!

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Offer him a gum...
He will love it!

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