the majority of this country is fuckin chavland, there was an article in the Sun the other week, making out that it was cool to be one. Most people read the Sun, so now we're all fucked

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Originally posted by Turner For Newcastle: On the first day of my family moving to Newcastle my brothers nose was broken for the sin of "Looking at us like we're a twat or somfing".

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MrWinston _WRITES "Well here we go, to compliment my earlier reports on the towns of Huntingdon and St Neots I give you the last of the 3 dumps in the 'Chavtown Triangle'........Bedford - and believe me, i've saved the worst 'till last... Let's start with the town centre and that long time favourite haunt of the local chav - The Harpur Centre. The Harpur Centre is Bedfords main covered shopping centre, in fact, so important is it to the well being of the town that it sports not only the cheapest looking linen shop on the planet but also Bedford's premier branch of Argos with the biggest Elizabeth Duke counter you could ever wish to see. It is here where an eager chav-spotter can witness that symbolic guesture of a Chav couples love - the giving and recieving of some bling. Currently popular here are large gold bracelets that closely resemble gold-painted doughunts, how many can you spot on each arm? One...two....three..... Should a chav become tired carrying all this weight around with them they can take a break and linger around the centrepiece of the Harpur, 'The Spiral'. This is nothing more than a spiral walkway leading down to the car park but is a popular hangout for the resting chav, no doubt partly due to the fact that there is a stall nearby where they can stock up on Jellybeans... Moving on out of the Harpur Centre, past the Flowerpot chavs who seem permanantly fixed to the walls surrounding the flowerbeds and across Harpur Square one will soon arrive at Wilkinsons, for every chavs shopping needs, followed by a McDonalds and a large Amusement arcade which , simply by turning on the neon lights, can have chavs flapping outside the windows like moths in an instant. Move on to the edge of Bedford and the large, grey shadow of the Interchange Retail Park looms against the backdrop of Stewartby brickworks. The Interchange seems to have been designed with the chav solely in mind as they took the time to provide another McDonalds and a giant Matalan in their plans. Here one can also see the heights to which a chavs career prospects can rise to in Bedford, they can become part of the vast army of 'car cleaners' who loiter at one end of the car park ready to scrub your car with a grit impregnated sponge for as much money as they can coax out of you. Anyway, should you be searching for a chav in it's natural habitat then you can do no better than visit the areas of Putnoe and Queens Park (which has far more in common with its London counterpart than just it's name), this is of course assuming you can get down the narrow, Nova-lined and chavling-packed roads in anything wider than a pushbike, and even then it'll probably get it's tyres pilfered and turned into a spoiler for a D-reg VW Golf... Anyway, I hope that my reports on Huntingdon, St Neots and now Bedford have convinced you that you will never want to come here optionally, unless of course you are a very brave Chav-spotter...

SO TRUE lol

i would have thought the megabowl bar warrants a mention. went there last week and i was so disgusted by the 50 odd chavs that turned up i had to leave...

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Originally posted by Ste darlington probably is, but thats because its a charver hole.

"Oh, how nice Darlington used to be. The Goths and Moshers used to have a quiet life. Now "Darlo" is probably one of the biggest shit-holes in the North East. High Row, Greg's, Queen's Street and "The Graveyard" are a few of the Chav hotspots in the town centre, but to be honest, the buggers are everywhere. People who have taste in even the slightest of alternative clothing (ie, myself), can not walk though town without being spat at, beaten up, and ran after by the British Underclass. Probably the worst I've personally seen the chavs doing is humping up the entrance wall of the Forum, or ramming a friend of mine with their (no doubt stolen) bikes. Also - avoid the train station unless you really need to go there. You get chips thrown at you by the sock-tucked-in-trakies if you arn't dressed like them. Scum bags."

Nice place.

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